How to get rid of red wine stains on carpet

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    A realtor was to bring some potential new landlords to walk through my house today. So naturally, last night I spilled red wine on my bedroom floor. It was very late and I was IN bed but I came up with a solution and you can do it too in just two simple steps!



    BEFORE:
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    STEP 1. Locate a space heater:
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    STEP 2. Place heater over stain:
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    ...Voila!
     
  2. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    throw a pair of dirty panties on it also
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    She doesn't own panties. :rolleye:
     
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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    k
     
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    Dev drinks alcohol in bed :hhh:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    See?! You get the idea!
     
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    Yes I do! Lots!
    ...I just don't always wear em.

    You don't? :scratch:
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Lel
     
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    ok
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    so the place you live is for sale?
     
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    Oxi Clean.
     
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    Sure, that's fine short term, long term= spill wine in a pleasing pattern throughout the room. :D
     
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    as soon as i wake up
     
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    Hey Dev, I sure hope they don't take a black light into your bedroom. :chair:
     
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    looks more like your tampon fell out of your puss.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes. But according to the realtor the potential buyers are looking to keep the place a rental and my lease will not change. The guy actually asked me today if I plan on staying a while. So hopefully I don't have to worry about moving.
     
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    you need too post more dev, all these hoes here now suck shit! oh and fuck off popeye...
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Good point!

    Right??! :c

    Yea. Cause period blood is pink. :rolleyes:

    ...also I don't period.
     
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    'Atta boy! ;)

    :wub: