How to get rid of the "dead eyes?"

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  1. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You know the expression "dead eyed?" I think I have that. Where you see things but you don't really see them. I can look at sunsets, the stars at night, that recent lunar eclipse, art, etc., and don't seem to be able to see the beauty in these things that other people claim to see. How to get rid of the dead eyes?
     
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    kill yourself
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Go fuck yourself cockfag
     
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    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    smoke weed
     
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    Stab at them with a hot poker.
     
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    Nature is cool. Most art is stupid.

    Take the Mona Lisa for example. What is so awe inspiring about that. I have honestly seen way more impressive work by 2nd graders.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Replace 'em with glass eyes. :toptip:
     
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    you first need to be able to see the beauty inside yourself before you can see it anywhere else.
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    pull them out and dip them in baking soda :pie:
     
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    LSD or Mushrooms
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Kaboom has always been a solid thread starter :yes:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Take a bunch of herbal viagara
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    seaslob trying to recruit a sidekick :giggle:
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Here ya go. You're welcome.

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    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    Angel dust has what you need,open your mind and your eyes will follow.
     
  17. !!!kaboom!!!

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    Reminds me of my wife -- in 1990 ... sigh. Sad part is, the rest of the body fills in...
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    fat seeks its own level
     
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    OP is extra depressed today.
     
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