How to get rid of the "dead eyes?"

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  1. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You know the expression "dead eyed?" I think I have that. Where you see things but you don't really see them. I can look at sunsets, the stars at night, that recent lunar eclipse, art, etc., and don't seem to be able to see the beauty in these things that other people claim to see. How to get rid of the dead eyes?
     
  2. face palm

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    kill yourself
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Go fuck yourself cockfag
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    smoke weed
     
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    Stab at them with a hot poker.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Nature is cool. Most art is stupid.

    Take the Mona Lisa for example. What is so awe inspiring about that. I have honestly seen way more impressive work by 2nd graders.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Replace 'em with glass eyes. :toptip:
     
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    you first need to be able to see the beauty inside yourself before you can see it anywhere else.
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    pull them out and dip them in baking soda :pie:
     
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    LSD or Mushrooms
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Kaboom has always been a solid thread starter :yes:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Take a bunch of herbal viagara
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    seaslob trying to recruit a sidekick :giggle:
     
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    Here ya go. You're welcome.

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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Angel dust has what you need,open your mind and your eyes will follow.
     
  17. !!!kaboom!!!

    !!!kaboom!!! Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Reminds me of my wife -- in 1990 ... sigh. Sad part is, the rest of the body fills in...
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    fat seeks its own level
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    OP is extra depressed today.
     
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