How to have cybersex on the internet

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Boomer, Aug 18, 2014.

  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Oh the early 90s
     
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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I can't log onto AOL, my modems baud rate isn't set correctly.
     
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  4. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Did you reboot your PC?
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Are they using Prodigy or Compuserve?
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Those giant mom-jeans are making he horny.
     
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  7. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    i'm hung at 7.5 inches . touching myself . you ??

    slowly touching my stomach down to my zipper.. You want me to take these off ??

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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Didn't Howard invent cybersex? I think it was in his 2nd book.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I don't want to brag, but I've moved up to 28K.
     
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  10. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Show-off. I have to wait 20 minutes for a pic to load up.
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    9600 baud baby
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    These kids today. They have no idea of what we had to suffer through to get our porn in the 1990s. :pissed:
     
  13. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Mine involves paper towels and a hand
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    :lol: I remember going to High Times web site and having ot leave for 90 mins for front page to load :jj:
     
  15. Omen

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    My first laptop had 16mb ram. My friends with 8mb were pissed ;)
     
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    AST 713 e, 8 MB RAM, 14.4K modem - fucker cost me $ 3700 !!
     
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    I begged my dad to upgrade our family computer to 16mb of ram so I could get Mortal Kombat 3 to run on it.
     
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    Yep -she has saggy-ass granny tits by now.
     
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  19. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    my first computer a 540mb HD, 1993. $2700
     
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    Cyber sex..HA!

    You folks are sooo unhip...i'm into cellular phone sex now

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