How to have energy during work

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    A lot of people ask me how I have so much energy all the time and especially at work. well I've got a simple routine that will add a little kick to your step.

    1. jerk off before work
    2. drink orange juice
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Nobody cares
     
  3. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You jerk off before going to work? Afraid the stress will cause you to assault a co-worker? :wtf:
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    At the same time? Orange Julius?
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Jerk off WITH orange juice.
     
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    Cookiepus Well-Known Member

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    Where do you work? How much money do you make a year?
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Have you made a funnel cake before work?
     
  8. pontius pilot

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    weren't you the one looking to score some adderral in an earlier thread? the wanking and juicing ain't doin' it like it used to?
     
  9. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    btw: 3500 in vcash says that literally no one has ever asked you that question.
     
  10. AGT Blows

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    There are girls that will do that for you.