"How to Kick a Guy in the Balls: An Illustrated Guide"

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    This was published at hipster/lib rag Jezebel.

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    JEZEBEL -- The groin shot: an attack so devastating that men have banned it from virtually every contact sport they engage in. Let's learn how to do it.

    Even outside the rules of sport, in the world of parking lot brawls and bar fights, groin shots are taboo. They're considered "low," and "cheap," and "unsportsmanlike." To attack a man's testicles is to attack his identity, his virility. It also, so the rumor goes, hurts like holy hell.

    All of this—the element of surprise, the psychological impact, the pain—make the groin a truly magnificent target in self defense situations. And yet we're all, men and women alike, conditioned by society to bypass the groin as a target, to pretend it isn't there, just as we're taught to pretend that rude bodily noises are never audible at important social functions. This makes me sad. Kicking a guy in the balls, while not guaranteed to incapacitate him (nothing's guaranteed in life), is definitely one of your better options in a serious physical assault—and I say that not only as a self defense instructor, but also as a certified Emergency Medical Technician. In terms of trauma, you get a lot of bang for your buck when you attack the groin.

    So let's demystify this forbidden technique. Here's how (and why) you should kick a guy in the balls.

    Step One: Have a good reason for kicking the guy in the balls.
    Step Two: Understand the consequences.
    Step Three: Identify the target and choose your attack.
    Step Four: Don't let anyone tell you that you shouldn't have kicked the guy in the balls.


    FULL ARTICLE: http://jezebel.com/how-to-kick-a-guy-in-the-balls-an-illustrated-guide-1657810297
     
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    I once was forced to take a rape defense course and they were teaching the women to grab, squeeze and twist the testicles. I pointed out that they better make it count because if they went at it half hearted a man might kill them afterwards.
     
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    touche beotch. ..that's French
     
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    OUCH i could feel that 1 in N.J.:dickhead::jumping:
     
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