How To Make Nic Cannon's Wife

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Vinegarette, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Pretty?

    What they have to do to make Mariah presentable in print:

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    Notice how the waist above is aged from 45-years old to around 24-years old? Seems Howard has at least learned this trick with all of Beth's photos.

    Of course these Miriah photos have to be from this guy:

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    And unfortunately there's no anti-creep filter in Photoshop.

    :wigtip:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    I'd fuck either version silly without even thinking about it.
     
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    I just assume anytime I see any celebrity or model in a photo that they've been morphed into a cartoon version of themselves.
     
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    For fat chicks, thank God for Photoshop.
     
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    I don't know what's more disturbing, the fatty on the left or the sex predator on the right
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    No WAY!
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You are aware that every person in every magazine on every website is airbrushed, cinched, colored, and in every way perfected
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Crystal Renn, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Brooklyn Decker
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :nono: No no. Look and learn, son.

    NSFW

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    There's hope for me after all ........ :cheer2:
     
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    Not the same shoot, doesn't look like they're even wearing makeup in the same pic. How can you compare?
     
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    100% no photoshopping Robin and Beth is wearing a $27 dress and Joan Rivers QVC jewelry.
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