How to nut w/a fat pig?

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  1. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    So something has been bothering me about a fat pig I've fucked several times.

    I can't 'nut' in or on this pig and it's now like a challenge for me.

    I'm going to try again this weekend. Anyone else ever had this dilemna and gotten past the challenge?
     
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  2. Teabag

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    Think of it as an edging workout. You will knock it out of the park when your perfect 10 shows up all because the pig helped you stay in shape.
     
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  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Here's a simple question: If you don't like her looks, why are you fucking her??
     
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  4. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult" VIP Gold

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    Hell no
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Try it in the pooper.
     
  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Trade in your mind for a new one.
     
  7. Beaver Brownlee

    Beaver Brownlee Active Member

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    I had a plump girl hit around we should go out one time. I didn't even fill up.
     
  8. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    You try sticking a bag over @baltimore mike 's head when you're fucking him?
     
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    doytch Well-Known Member

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    How much fat ?
     
  10. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Stop fucking fatties
     
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  11. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    concentrate on one body part that is attractive

    like a knuckle or armpit, ,maybe her back knee is sexy
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I like em big but they gotta be pretty...
     
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    Jizzy Active Member VIP

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    I sort of like chunky girls, but if she is so bad that you can't get off, I think I might stay away.
     
  14. flatty

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    If she is so bad you can't get off, how the fuck do you even get up in the first place?
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    This
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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  17. wife is a whore

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    Not nice. You're creepy.
     
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    That's a little more upbeat....
     
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