How to nut w/a fat pig?

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  1. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    So something has been bothering me about a fat pig I've fucked several times.

    I can't 'nut' in or on this pig and it's now like a challenge for me.

    I'm going to try again this weekend. Anyone else ever had this dilemna and gotten past the challenge?
     
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  2. Teabag

    Teabag iz naught tha 1 2 b fucked wit VIP

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    Think of it as an edging workout. You will knock it out of the park when your perfect 10 shows up all because the pig helped you stay in shape.
     
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  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Here's a simple question: If you don't like her looks, why are you fucking her??
     
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  4. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Hell no
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Try it in the pooper.
     
  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Trade in your mind for a new one.
     
  7. Beaver Brownlee

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    I had a plump girl hit around we should go out one time. I didn't even fill up.
     
  8. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    You try sticking a bag over @baltimore mike 's head when you're fucking him?
     
  9. doytch

    doytch Well-Known Member

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    How much fat ?
     
  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Stop fucking fatties
     
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  11. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    concentrate on one body part that is attractive

    like a knuckle or armpit, ,maybe her back knee is sexy
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    I like em big but they gotta be pretty...
     
  13. Jizzy

    Jizzy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I sort of like chunky girls, but if she is so bad that you can't get off, I think I might stay away.
     
  14. flatty

    flatty Active Member

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    If she is so bad you can't get off, how the fuck do you even get up in the first place?
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    This
     
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  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Not nice. You're creepy.
     
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    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    That's a little more upbeat....
     
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