How to nut w/a fat pig?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Haze Dean, Sep 13, 2016.

  1. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,458
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    646
    Likes Received:
    721
    So something has been bothering me about a fat pig I've fucked several times.

    I can't 'nut' in or on this pig and it's now like a challenge for me.

    I'm going to try again this weekend. Anyone else ever had this dilemna and gotten past the challenge?
     
    jaw_belize likes this.
  2. Teabag

    Teabag Dim Sum Buddy VIP

    Reputations:
    118
    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,647
    Likes Received:
    3,622
    Think of it as an edging workout. You will knock it out of the park when your perfect 10 shows up all because the pig helped you stay in shape.
     
    RenchFries and JameGumb like this.
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

    Reputations:
    22,130
    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2010
    Messages:
    11,342
    Likes Received:
    7,912
    Here's a simple question: If you don't like her looks, why are you fucking her??
     
    Snort, lovetalkradio, Droog and 2 others like this.
  4. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

    Reputations:
    4,881
    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2016
    Messages:
    3,522
    Likes Received:
    8,517
    Hell no
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

    Reputations:
    13,897
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    46,319
    Likes Received:
    19,069
    Try it in the pooper.
     
  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    153
    Joined:
    May 9, 2012
    Messages:
    11,768
    Likes Received:
    8,368
    Trade in your mind for a new one.
     
  7. Beaver Brownlee

    Beaver Brownlee Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2016
    Messages:
    288
    Likes Received:
    256
    I had a plump girl hit around we should go out one time. I didn't even fill up.
     
  8. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

    Reputations:
    3,080
    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2014
    Messages:
    8,459
    Likes Received:
    5,406
    You try sticking a bag over @baltimore mike 's head when you're fucking him?
     
  9. doytch

    doytch Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,976
    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2013
    Messages:
    1,167
    Likes Received:
    2,534
    How much fat ?
     
  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,343
    Stop fucking fatties
     
    stanggirl likes this.
  11. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,908
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    20,280
    Likes Received:
    11,485
    concentrate on one body part that is attractive

    like a knuckle or armpit, ,maybe her back knee is sexy
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30,262
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    93,917
    Likes Received:
    30,560
    I like em big but they gotta be pretty...
     
  13. Jizzy

    Jizzy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    664
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2015
    Messages:
    252
    Likes Received:
    268
    I sort of like chunky girls, but if she is so bad that you can't get off, I think I might stay away.
     
  14. flatty

    flatty Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    835
    Likes Received:
    23
    If she is so bad you can't get off, how the fuck do you even get up in the first place?
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30,262
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    93,917
    Likes Received:
    30,560
    This
     
    DiamondGoddess likes this.
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30,262
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    93,917
    Likes Received:
    30,560
    TeeDonkey likes this.
  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

    Reputations:
    49,623
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    50,726
    Likes Received:
    90,609
    [​IMG]
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30,262
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    93,917
    Likes Received:
    30,560
    Not nice. You're creepy.
     
    walterHwhite likes this.
  19. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

    Reputations:
    49,623
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    50,726
    Likes Received:
    90,609
    [​IMG]
     
    Droog likes this.
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

    Reputations:
    30,262
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    93,917
    Likes Received:
    30,560
    That's a little more upbeat....
     
    stanggirl and O Face like this.