How To Pick Up Milfs!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by computer blue, Mar 18, 2015.

  1. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    The milfhunter can teach you how to pick up milfs. @garypagetwo
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I've been with two. I really don't care for it. Would rather have a girl who knows what she likes and is comfortable sexually. Unfortunatelt, THOSE women are mostly whores. I bang a lot of whores.

    I prefer being the first peen in their butthole. Since I'm so small, some girls want to try it first with me for minimal discomfort or whatever. And anal is catching on. Its been years since a girl wouldn't let me butt fuck her. It was a lot more rare for me as a teen.

    TL;DR, I know.
     
  3. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Very cool
     
  4. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Monk with a classic goof.
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I find this guy to be incredibly creepy.
     
  6. Chicken Soda

    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    He's got the charm of Putin.
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You ever get that feeling where something is just not right with someone? Like some primal shit that says "THIS PERSON IS DANGEROUS."

    That's what this dude is like to me.
     
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  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Lift with the knees, guys.
     
  9. BBW Slut

    BBW Slut New Member

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    Any slut milfs?
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Daves back again :cheer:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I lasted 10 seconds. What a fucking dork.:facepalm:
     
  12. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    Isn't this the same feller with the "bro do you even lift?"