How to play chess

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Boomer, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Is this how Howard learned?

     
  2. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    they made us play chess in school when I was maybe 7-8-9 ish??

    I was really awful at it

    fucking stupid game
     
  3. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Howard probably paid thousands of dollars for private lessons. Youtube is for peasants.
     
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  4. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    My son started playing chess when he was about 2. He was nationally ranked in grade school. I still can barely remember the names of the pieces, let alone how they move. :facepalm: It pisses him off royally...
     
  5. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I only play if my opponent looks like this:

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Howard's dream opponent looks like this

    [​IMG]
     
  7. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Ok, I didn't watch the video before my last comment. That's funny :giggle:
    My son will love it.
     
  8. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    School huh
     
  9. Tipsey Russell

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    yeah
    it was pretty queer