How to Reduce the Odds of Being Ticketed During a Traffic Stop

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  1. Mr Pink

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    Pretty much what I do, and it works for me.


    "To summarize: When pulled over by a police officer

    -Pull over quickly and as far as safely possible

    -Roll down your window completely

    -Turn on your overhead interior light

    -Put your hands on the steering wheel at 10 and 2

    -Do not admit that you broke the law

    -If asked for license and papers, announce your movements beforehand

    -Sit still while waiting for the officer to return

    -Do not say anything remarkable to the officer at the end of the stop"



    Full write-up by an attorney with 23 years experience:
    http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/ho...eted-during-a-traff-1645604557/ whitsongordon
     
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    Turn off car and put keys on top of dash where they can be seen
     
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    Date a cop.
     
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    I'm a white woman from NJ...I never get pulled over.
     
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    Some of them are sweethearts.
     
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    Hey SW, love the new AV! :)
     
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    Jayla, you must have big boobies....cop did ticket me b/c my insurance card address didn't match my registration. I fault my turtleneck sweater.
     
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    Thank you! That's as close to Halloween as I could get.
     
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    I am so lucky as to have the Pontius Pilot Beff is a B....AV..Thank you PP. :)
     
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    Your boobs have been coming up quite a bit lately!:c
     
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    I got one of those cards from the NJ chief of police who I ran across in an airport once. When getting pulled over one day, I was tempted to 'accidentally' pull it out with my license, but resisted the urge. After finding out that I was only getting a warning -- and the cop being pretty friendly -- I asked him if this card means anything to him. He looked at it, kind of chuckled, and said no, not a thing.

    Wish I could find it, but after carrying it around in my wallet like a syringe full of anti-venom waiting for a snake bite, then finding the most it would do for me is make the cop laugh, I seem to have misplaced it...
     
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    They have?:wtf:
     
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    Hey Jayla! :)
     
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