how to ride a bike in the city: tutorial for newbs.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i like the song and the lady (before she puts on the bike helmet and appears to age 15 years instantly).

    [video=youtube;MJ17szvj1gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ17szvj1gk[/video]
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    What about the country?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Oh, I like that lady too.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that didn't look like a city :what:
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    should I trim my capris back a little for the city ride?
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's seattle. :dontknow:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'd rather watch you sticking your cock in my dad's blind eye. :lol:
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    stick close to the edge of the road and hope some redneck in a jacked up dodge pickup doesn't clip you.

    she looks nice and has a white urban sexiness about her.

    only if you must.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg what a faggit.
     
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    Bike riders are a nuisance and don't obey the rules of the roadway. If I were in charge, I'd ship them all to the Netherlands.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'll run a stop sign if the roadway is completely empty, but other than that, i follow the rules of the road on my bike. meanwhile, cars don't observe the rules of the roadway, either.
     
  12. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna run that wetback over when i see him in East L.a.
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Do I have to paint my drive chain to match the bike like she did or can I paint it any color I want?
     
  14. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    I watched Umshini Wam again today.....

    Bring me my machine gun.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you have to paint it the same as your bike.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    are you the one who said you saw a bunch of faggit cyclists riding one day and then wetback was like "that was me"? :jj:
     
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    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I prefer the aggressive method....

    [video=youtube;fFITcqU9icA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFITcqU9icA[/video]
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    biking around the city is for fags
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :lol: I don't know, but I hope so.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    definitely more fun. but for god's sake, that fixie needs a freewheel and a brake. i don't understand that allure of a true fixed gear with no freewheel.