How To Steal Avocados From Your Neighbors Tree

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  1. EasyJesus

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    First you need an avocado tree. If you look closely you will see several beauties way up high out of reach. Climbing the fence and tree is out of the question so we have to use clever weapons of stealth.
    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/29962e2a-b624-46e2-9285-1077a863386a.jpg
     
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    I would kill to have an avacado tree next door
     
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    I just made a killer guacamole for my meatless tacos. Killer.
     
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    My store has 5/$5 avacados right now. Bought 2 the other day
     
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    The clever weapon of stealth: an old pool skimmer from my defunct white trash pool, a gardening tool and some bad ass commercial HVAC duct tape.
    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/2D6B81BE-EF94-49F1-A09F-F57A10D160AB.jpg
     
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    It really is awesome :lo5:
     
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    3 for 5 here. rare to see them for a dollar.
     
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    Pics please, I have never seen a meatless taco :wtf:
     
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    JFC :jj:
     
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    He put salad in a tortilla and called it a taco.

    He wrapped a salad in carbs. :facepalm:
     
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    Yeah, same here is SoCal. Avocado season was officially started on dec 10th this year, they test the oil levels in the avocados before making their official announcement so the longer you let them hang on the tree the creamier they get :dance:
     
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    I took some tomato sauce with cumin and tumeric, added black beans, poblano pepper, red quinoa for the meatless part.
     
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    :lol:
    Fucking Bro :jj:
     
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    carbs in carbs with guacamole and lettuce
     
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    Goal achieved! :gflash:

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    Nice. :lo5:
     
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    I'm also smoking some pig ribs while this is going on and they smell heavenly already
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    what kind of avocado is that?
    look different than the haas' in the store
     
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    Good eye, they are Fuerte's
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    Oh sweet Jeebus. :pig:
     
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