How to stop this Islamic Beheading Bull$hit in 2 seconds

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Here is a bloodless solution to the Islamic beheading bull$shit.

    Have a woman execute this a$$hole in Oklahoma.

    Oklahoma is one of the leaders in executions (behind TX and VI). So, this guy is definitely gonna fry.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/prosecutor-seek-death-penalty-oklahoma-beheading-case-n216236

    So, have a woman executioner. That will send a message to all other muslim knuckleheads thinking about such actions.

    This is similar to having woman pilots bombing ISIS (God bless them)..

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    Are there any Dawg-Sheder's from Oklahoma? How do we contact the Governor there to get them on board.

    The irony is - I bet some other PC group would petition to NOT have a woman executioner because it would be perceived as excessive emotional punishment.
     
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    I don't think that would stop it.
    But thanks for sharing your idea with us
     
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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Actually, a better way to stop it is to inform these assholes that as soon as they're dead, they will be wrapped in a pig's carcass and then buried. As pigs are unclean to muslims, they can't get into heaven being in contact with pork- problem solved.
     
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    Don't think our government would allow that. Remember how we were using women to degrade prisoners by putting leashes on them, naked, in front of women guards? Nope, had to stop, we weren't showing them enough respect.
     
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    As much as I hate it, I gotta break out a splashwut on this.
     
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    Holy crap - you've just solved the crisis in the middle east!
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    LOL! There's a funny story about how this scene came about.
     
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    :scratch::rolleyeup:
     
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    yep
     
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    Runs of Luck
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    Claim: A case of the runs led to one of Raiders of the Lost Ark's most memorable scenes.

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    Origins: In the 1981 film Raiders of the Lost Ark, one particular scene consistently brings the house down: Indiana Jones, having survived an elaborate chase through a casbah, is confronted by an Arab swordsman whipping through a flashy routine with a scimitar. Indy initially squares off against the deadly swordsman bearing only his trademark whip in his hands; then with a look of infinite fatigue and disgust, he casually pulls out his revolver and blows the bad guy away:


    That bit of unexpected humor flowed not from the pen of a screenwriter but from the desperation of Harrison Ford. His desire to spend less time on this scene and more in a washroom led to an actor-inspired script change that was ultimately worked into the film.

    Three months' of shooting in the blazing heat in Tunisia had resulted in a terrible bout of dysentery for Harrison Ford. The original scene, as called for in the script, would have required approximately three days to shoot. Not looking forward to another lengthy shoot under that blistering sun, Ford persuaded Spielberg to try the scene this much shorter way. (One could say Ford was given "the runs" of the place.)

    Occasionally, some confusion surfaces as to who — Ford or Spielberg — had the notion for this script change. The principals themselves don't appear to disagree on it being Ford's baby, but those who've heard the diarrhea story second- and third-hand have been known to get muddled on this point. (In a 1995 interview, George Lucas attributed the creative spark to Steven Spielberg, for example.)

    As for whose idea it was, according to a 1981 interview with Steven Spielberg:
    Ford developed dysentery in the blistering 130-degree heat of Tunisia, where the cast and crew had to fan their mouths constantly to keep out flies looking for shade (one crawled into chief villain Paul Freeman's mouth during a crucial scene). Too weak to swing his whip, Indy was slated for a 3 1/2-page fight when Ford had a better idea. "We had Indy pull out his revolver and dispatch the dude," says Spielberg of the film's funniest scene.
    As noted on the Indiana Jones Wiki, this scene is humorously referenced in the prequel film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:
    After Indy escapes the temple, two Thuggee swordsmen challenge him (even briefly showing off their skill with the sword much like the Arab Swordsman), and he smugly reaches for his gun. However, this time Indy can do nothing but smile sheepishly and fight them with his whip after he remembers that his gun was lost by Willie Scott earlier in the film. The music cue confirms the homage to Raiders of the Lost Ark.
    Barbara "some have a muse; others have dysentery" Mikkelson

    Last updated: 29 July 2014
     
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    A better way would be to elect a spineless politician who had a Muslim father to be our president. Then they will like us.
     
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    I endorse this messsage. Think at one time the Israeli hard-liners were considering sending back the dead terrorists wrapped in shrouds of pork. Still think it's a great idea.
     
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    I think it was Colbert wondering how a Muslim NFL player could hold a pigskin
     
  18. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Sorry....Entirely too weak......Execute them in a hog pen with the hogs that will eventually devour them......Then after Abdulla the butcher is passed through the digestive system of the hog......Scoop up the turds, Put them in an acrylic cube.....And the send it to his immediate family along with a DVD of the entire process....With a card saying........"The fate of any Terrorist that Kills in the name of Allah" Have a nice day!!.........
    That is a gesture that will get they're attention..............
     
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    They're made of Bovine..........
     
  20. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    That's how the Israeli's stopped the bus bombings cold.......Remember them? If you get onto any public transportation in Israel...There are gallons of pigs blood placed discreetly throughout the bus............