How to talk in a british accent?

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    I think if I develop a british accent, chicks would dig me more.

    Any instructional tools?
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Knock a couple of your teeth out. that's all it takes.
     
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    drive on the wrong side of the road in america :dontknow:
     
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    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    No seriously I know this is possible actors do it all the time
     
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    When I was 18/19 I was working with a Brit. So I started imitating her accent after about a week I actually had to think about NOT talking with the accent. So be careful!
     
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    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    "Bloody fat cow!"
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Just say you want a "pint" and use the word "knickers" a lot, but not around black people.
     
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    Don't forget fag doesn't mean Howard stern it means cigarette.
     
  10. HS Cult Leader

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    Stop brushing your teeth, consume ungodly amounts of beer and vomit frequently. Those actions and the idiotic accent go together. :secret:


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    And use the word "fanny" when referring to vagina.
     
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    So watch jersey shore and other mtv shows.
     
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    You could always pick up a copy of "Quivers, A Life" and read it aloud. Seemed to work for Jackie.
     
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    bangers and mash...it is a whole thing.
     
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    Don't forget to swallow the middle of every word like all the dumb ass young ghetto Americans are now starting to do.

    No you didn't. Is now... No you Di---int. :facepalm:
     
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    if you develop a british accent chicks will think you're gay. i suspect many already do.
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Eat some bubble and squeak
     
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    he wants to appear like he is from the UK, not Belmar, NJ.
     
  20. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what i mean?