How to use Botchetti

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  1. jaceson

    jaceson Member

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    My suggestion when they come back from break is to sit Botchetti in a giant aquarium. Don't talk to him or acknowledge him except when they go to and come back from breaks and then just put the camera on him so we can observe him like some huge disgusting exotic fish...
     
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    And put an airtight top on it and regulate Mike's air
     
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    What air?

    It's an aquarium. You fill it with water. :)
     
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    Actually, I like the air idea. If he starts to have a melt down the air could be cut off until he calms down!!
     
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    Maybe I'm being unclear. You put water in the tank to the top. Add Blob. Cover tightly.
     
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    The twins would be trapped in there with him dressed as mermaids and all three of them would have to take turns wearing his sleep apnea machine for air. If any of them complained a shark would also be put in there. The twins and the shark would probably catch a plethora of diseases being in the same water as Bocchetti.
     
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    Again with the air. ;)
     
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    The water would shrink those dual pair of A cups even lower down the boobie-meter. I still would like to see the Bochetti/Falato exchange one more time!! Can anyone post that on here?.

    I guess for this week they will show a re run of last weeks shows, so maybe next friday audience network will air it again.
    I tried you tube but it's not on there, and the artielangeshow.com site shows bits and pieces of friday's show, but not that almost-meltdown exchange. That was the best part of the 3 hour show, sadly enough.
     
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    Naked and wet and freezing with tiny rock hard nipples, you're right they might finally be attractive.

    Freakin show should have a video podcast.
     
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    As much as he revolts me I don't want Botchetti dead... That's why I am allowing the air. If you want to go with water he might as well be in a giant jar filled with formaldehyde like you would see at those old carnival sideshows then they could just keep him in the corner with a nice backlight to provide an eerie glow in the studio..
     
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    Fine fine, air then. But then just keep him off the airwaves. For comedy. For humanity.
     
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    How to use Bocchetti? Get in contact with him on Hang W/, start bringing up his trigger points as discussed on TALS, and make him do a Chris Culliver, get him fired by some overly-PC execs.

    Disclaimer: I'm not claiming to be an expert on the technology/app. Mike Bocchetti endorsing a product makes me want to stay as far away from it as possible.
     
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    Well then how are they going to talk to him when they go to and come back from break and water was never mentioned :D
     
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    Yes, please, anyone who can upload that, do it. I cannot believe I missed this part of the show. I sat through the fucking awful Jay Thomas interview and missed him announcing his departure from the show.

    I know mattzane227 uploads a lot of stuff from the show to his youtube account. Like his videos and subscribe!

    Here's some of Bocchetti's other freak-outs (all uploaded by mattzane himself):
    [video=youtube;qpvClOHmWl0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpvClOHmWl0[/video]
    [video=youtube;qhMHVdG6O5Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhMHVdG6O5Q[/video]
    [video=youtube;y0Lb_9JOB1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Lb_9JOB1c[/video]
     
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    "Steve Makes Mike Explode"

    LOL that the greatest title ever
     
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    Every x i look at Mike all i see is the teeth flying out of his mouth.
     
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    Blob putting his death threats in writing now. And don't forget how much he likes guns.


    [​IMG] MIKE BOCCHETTI ‏@MIKEBOCCHETTI Apr 12
    @Mugsysam I will hunt a hunt a jerkoff like Steve down Karen if that happened where I live kids and people like that are death with
     
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    I love Ritchies glee at Mikes idiocy..
     
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    I was hoping he's gone forever, but it doesn't seem that way if Fellatio's twat is any indication.

    Still, I was planning on being generous and remembering his single contribution to The Artie Lange Show over the last 3 years.

    The show of June 13, 2013. This is the one I'm going to have to hear again this week. The Twilight Zone episode.

    http://www.dawgshed.com/showthread.php/74040-6-13-Listening-Viewing-Thread

    (Don't get me wrong -- he didn't himself contribute or say anything funny. This episode was all about Blob being particularly stupid.)
     
  20. Gogol Boobdello

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    Bochetti should star in this with Al Capone killing his mom and family

    [video=youtube;9SDJCxx7k8A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SDJCxx7k8A[/video]
    "Don't shoot Al dats my mudda"
     
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