How to win against a douchebag who is PC?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I am fighting against someone who is PC and dosent believe gay jokes are ok. give me some pointers to beat him
     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    Tell him he's a Reggie.
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Also, based on your 49er's avatar, let him know you're gay so it's ok.
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    ask to suck his cock
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    What do you know about him...is he gay?
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Fuck Him tell more gay jokes. He would be my whipping boy to get a rise out of him. Then when he gets all bent just say Christian Bale "awwwwwwwwwwwwwww good for you"

    I love people that I can get a rise out of when I say something non PC. It makes me lulz.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :lol:
     
  9. Tigger Please

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    Remember, you cannot say "gays." As in "Gays can now be married in CT and NY." It has to be "Gay people." I already got the lecture by my PC friend who is offended by anything non-PC to the point of nearly fainting
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    If this is someone you work with, it's best to not talk to them anymore.
     
  11. Tigger Please

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    My friend is so badly PC now that it is draining to have a conversation with her. Something will offend her even if it is not about her. It could be something that affects her neighbors third cousin and she will find a way to be offended. I'm ready to limit it to small talk on the weather and shoe shopping.
     
  12. harlock

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    send them a nice card.
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I believe "cock sucking/butt fucking/carpet munching" Americans is the correct vernacular.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    People like that are just looking for a reason to be assholes, living their lives offended all the time.
     
  15. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This guy is really freaking out. Saying I shouldnt have called him out on Facebook and a public forum. Well douchebag! you posted it on one
     
  16. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    waaaah Jimmy fallon made a "homophobic" joke. which it wasnt.

    and im calling your ass out as a whiny bitch.
     
  17. TripTo My Taint

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    Grow up? :dontknow:
     
  18. DrSublux

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    My wife is somewhat PC, so I have to go to the extreme to make her slap me, but it is still funny. I say shit that I dont truly mean and she knows that and I still like saying the off color shit that i say here. No way in hell will I show her the shit I post here for giggles.
     
  19. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    blocked. bye bitch
     
  20. Tigger Please

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    Oh my god, I brought up the subject that I thought it was getting really tacky how every company has to make something pink for Breast Cancer Awareness. I said how it is becoming the new Christmas; exploiting a good intention to make a buck. I realize that in the long run the money does go to a good cause, but it is becoming a marketing ploy.

    She went into a whole tirade about how it "brings attention to a worthy cause" and how she knows people that had cancer and that she was personally offended by my statement! I tried to explain that I was supportive of the cause itself, but of course she was right and I was wrong because I am "ignorant."