Stern Show How was Beet today?

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  1. trent Johnson

    trent Johnson Well-Known Member

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    Was his appearance awesome or what? He can be very hit or miss
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    he called jeff a loser or something while pretending to be a black mole or something

    I enjoyed that I think
     
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    He weighs 290lbs and benches 600. How do you think he did?
     
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    Someone needs to extract some juice from his head. He has to have some Zika virus antibodies in there somewhere.
     
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    I like his nike jacket
     
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    Howard and friends laughed at Beet's limited intelligence by playing the "Five Game" -- where every correct answer is five. Beet got most answers wrong, of course, and it was as unfunny as you'd expect it to be. But I enjoyed hearing that Beet buys batteries and rubbing alcohol and other random shit when he goes out shopping by himself.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I didn't hear and can tell you it sucked, as always.
     
  10. Beer Can

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    Beet kicked ass. I laughed out loud several times, as I generally do when he is on.
     
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    He was funny for 20 minutes before Howard played him off. Got to stick to schedule
     
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    I thought the five game was funny. I guess I'm easy.
     
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    About 15 years ago they did Beetlejuice versus Gary the Retard in a quiz. When Beet spelled "red" wrong and Gary picked up the point by spelling it correctly, Jackie had the brilliant idea to ask Beet the exact same question again. Howard did, Jackie howled with laughter, and Beet once again got it wrong.

    Fifteen years later, these paid fans of the show are just writing half-assed versions of that great segment. (They're even doing Beetlejuice for President now -- a rehash of the Beetlejuice for Senator bit from the late '90s.)
     
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    How many pennies are in a nickel?


    About 35 cents!


    I laughed:lol:
     
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    Beetle is always as bad as can. He knows he's the best.
     
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    Wow, Beet and Sal haven't aged at all!
     
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    God damn Zika virus.
     
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    Maybe not original or fresh, but, in my opinion, what was funny about him remains funny about him.
     
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    Fast forwarded right through it. I've never found Beet entertaining.
     
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