How was Beetlejuice today?

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Barely a mention. I remember the last 2 were bad where Howard just wasted him and kept cutting him off.
     
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    Take a wild guess.
     
  3. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Don't want to. :tongue:

    Beetlejuice use to be the best thing on the show. Now..eh.
     
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    Boring. Would rather listen to Wendy the Retard beg for money.
     
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    Was he bad as can?
     
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    I think that guy must have shat in his diaper again.
     
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    anything funny? I heard a caller play the beetlejuice game, the Wig played a clip, turns out the clip was already played in the past, the caller even told the Wig during the game, the caller won and the Wig was informed that yes it was played in the past, Richard amitted it was his fault. The wig said he was upset and wanted Gary to do something but Gary didn't know what was allowed....so they did nothing.
     
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    i caught the ass end of his appearance.. beet is the man of course he had some one-liners..
    but howard acts odd anymore.. awkwardly deliberate and half-assed.. quite different than the howard of old who kept the wheels spinning effortlessly w/out thinking so damn much...
     
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    It's the new PC Howard. I didn't hear Beet but I did hear him say they are calling Wendy the retard Wendy the slow adult now. And Gary the retard is now Gary the courageous because of his trip to the moon. He admitted no more use of the the word retard. So what could he do with Beet without appearing non PC.?
     
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    Worst appearance ever for the Beet..

    I guess since ETM is now gone Howard dusted off Beetle. Very little prep and the wigged one was clearly going through the motions with little enthusiasm. (of course he would rather discuss movie scripts and esoteric production shit with a listers) It also seems that Beetle mellowed and "evolved " much like his master.
    Very sad day
     
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    It was as funny as an overheard conversation between a listless social worker & challenged client
     
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    Did they at least discuss Beet's life these days? Is he still in Georgia or Florida or wherever? The latest I remember seeing/hearing of Beet was he was living with his mom and getting fat. I hope he doesn't go the way of ETM soon...
     
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    Leon Spinks called......:nocheer:
     
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    Howard is the polar opposite of fun & funny.
    Sir Beet can't overcome that.
     
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    From Wiggy's site.


    The man, the myth, the legend – and now the undisputed King of the (living) Wack Pack – Beetlejuice made a rare and special appearance this morning.

    He came in dressed as boxing promoter Don King, in honor of a fight Beetle was promoting at a New Jersey high school. He took the wig off, perhaps in a moment of self-consciousness, but he remained as feisty as ever.

    First up, he was pretty much unmoved by the recent passing of Eric the Actor. Beet felt that he was the one who paved the way for Eric and that ‘he died for nothing’.

    Perhaps his subdued reaction to Eric’s death was due to his newfound relationship with God, whom Beet wholeheartedly believes in. If heaven exists, surely Eric is just watching the Oakland A’s and looking at large-breasted women in a different location, right?

    Beet has little patience for questions from the media, so his manager Bobby stepped in to help give us the rundown of Beet’s life in the past year. He’s almost retired from doing small-time private parties, only getting out of bed for well-paying corporate (or stadium) gigs.

    And, when his terms are met and he agrees to travel, he is actually flying on his own. His parents will take him to the airport and Bobby will pick him up on the other end. This seems almost unimaginable, but apparently Beet is pretty well-behaved. Bobby alleged that he lit a cigarette on a recent flight, but Beet said it wasn’t true. Dominic, a rival little person who occasionally does shows with Beet, was the one with the cigarette. Then there was the time Beet jerked off in the airplane bathroom, according to Bobby. This did not occur, said Beet, it was, again, Dominic.

    Even when he’s not airborne, Beet is accused of outrageous, sometimes dangerous behavior. Bobby said Beet got into the car of a stranger with a joint and wound up in Boston, Mass. Thankfully, Bobby keeps one of his business cards in Beet’s wallet, so he was contacted and Beet remained safe. Beet also recently lit a fire in Bobby’s fireplace with his lighter, and let Bobby’s dog out of his front door. As if that weren’t enough, Howard noticed that Beet’s nails were clearly bitten very, very short.

    Beet’s excuse for all this bad behavior? Dominic, Dominic, Dominic, and Dominic. Beet didn’t do any of this – everyone has him confused with Dominic.

    And you know what? Beet is sick of it.
     
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    But can we still call Beth the gold digging retard, or do we now have to call her the gold digging slow adult?
     
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    Torturing Gary with that moon bit was way worse than calling him retard. That's the kind of thing Howard (and his crew) just can't seem to understand. It's somehow ok to actually be mean to them, just don't call them names. I guess until there's a Hollywood campaign to stop scaring retards, they won't realize that bit was wrong.
     
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    Beet? He's six nines, 400 pounds, bro!
     
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