How was everyone's Thanksgiving holiday?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mine was titties except for one small thing

    When we sat down for Thanksgiving dinner, I got my turkey and stuffing and immediately reached for the gravy, only to find that it wasn't there. When I asked my Mom where it was, assuming she'd just left it in the kitchen, she casually replied that because we weren't having mashed taters, she hadn't made any. Now I don't know about you, but I could give a fuck about a mashed potato, I put gravy on every the fuck thing. But I don't want to be rude, she and everyone else had already made a lot of food, so I just went on eating as if my heart hadn't just been broken. But then my Dad realized that she hadn't made any gravy, and he was all like

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    So then my Mom went back into the kitchen just to make gravy and I felt kind of bad but then she brought the gravy in and I was all right again :sun:
     
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    my fish sticks were hard as tits
     
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    I brought a turkey sandwich that I made for lunch today

    It will be the 9th time I have eaten turkey in 5 days
     
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    Both of those sound exciting :smile:
     
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    I barely even ate any turkey on Thanksgiving. One slice of white meat and I covered it in cheese sauce.
     
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    That's really terrible. It's lilke some people when you don't serve the sweet potatoes on thanksgiving. I feel for ya. Thanksgiving without homemade gravy is a crime.
     
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    We had an antipasto, soup, tripe, scarole' and then homemade manicotti with all the meats at 1. Then the guys watched football and kids played while the woman did their thing. Turkey at 6 and then nuts, finocchio, fruit and desserts. Ended up playing poker till 2pm. I was exhausted Friday, but it was great.
     
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    Turkey is not my favorite thing in the world.

    Thanksgiving would be a lot better with cheese sauce.
     
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    before I even google it, finocchio sounds delicious as fuck
     
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    No gravy? :wtf:

    Can't eat turkey and stuffing without gravy IMO.

    My TDay was ok. I wasn't in the mood to over indulge for some reason. I only got one plate of food (that I didn't finish), didn't drink any alcohol at all and didn't have dessert. I failed miserably.

    However, yesterday was the first day I ate something other than thanksgiving leftovers.
     
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    its anisette tasting celery good for digestion