How was your weekend fags

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My birthday festivities were completed as I received Grand Theft Auto V and a delicious meal at Chevy's

    :loco:
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I smoked weed on gta
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I fucked my wife :mrpeanut:

    Twice!
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I wore suspenders for the first time in my life on Saturday
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    And I rode the jet skis
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    degenerate
     
  7. banksy

    banksy on my mama VIP

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    Dr Sublux had a rough one :hhh:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wtf
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I fucked up some aliens too. Have you done that yet?
     
  10. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I aerated two lawns with my brother now I have a kink in my neck.
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    the pants that came with this tux didn't have loop holes for a belt
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Went to Red Robin on Saturday, had the Crispy Chicken burger..no mayo, no onion, add bbq sauce and bacon. Split an appetizer of wings :pig:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Aliens? In GTA? :wtf:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Usually tux pants have the adjustable things on sides.

    The oh-shit-drank-too-much-beer adjusters.
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Will you wear suspenders again?
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    yea they had those but I figured fuck it might as well give it a go
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Yes! I guess you haven't gotten that far?
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    probably not
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No mayo no onion?

    I wish they would have dumped your fries on your head and kicked you out
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm only like 4% through :mad: