How well does your wife / GF / SO suck your dick?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Aug 5, 2015.

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How well does your wife / GF / SO suck your dick?

Poll closed Aug 6, 2015.
  1. like a bowling ball through a garden hose

    61.5%
  2. eww, just the tip

    7.7%
  3. Beth Stern

    30.8%
  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    How well does your wife / GF / SO suck your dick?
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    sober? 0.0
    drunk? 7.5
     
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  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    Beth sucks Howard's dick as good as Howard wants.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    No joke, no bullshit: Shockingly well. Slurpy, enthusiastic, lots of attention to the balls, a little intentional deepthroat/gagging, and she swallows every time.We have a running joke where I say "This is best blowjob I've ever had", and motherfucker, I MEAN IT.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I can't remember.
     
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  7. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    Pretty damn good. Pays good attention to the balls, knows when to switch the tempo and when not to use hands. I got no complaints.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Best I've ever received. Honestly.

    Which is good because the sex is pretty standard. Usually just a variation of missionary or doggy style.
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How's the Congo rainforest of pubes on your wife doing?
     
  10. Shivvy

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    for record, KOC's wife does give a killer BJ
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    what about Bob Levys wife?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Make up your mind. Do you want to know about my wife, my girlfriend or my S/O?
     
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    She trimmed things a bit and I didn't even hafta ask :thumbup2:
     
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    Oh look a player :golfclap:
     
  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Nothing better in the whole wide world than a wet sloppy cock sucking the initial insertion into a wet warm ""woman's"" mouth
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You're right. Your wife does look better down there.
     
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    i was pretty wasted, but what i remember of it was pretty decent
     
  19. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    We've only been together a year and a half. We ain't even close to married, although we're gonna shack up in October.
     
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    idiot