How will Howard spin the Knicks game on Monday?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    You know Beth didn't want to steal the lime light from that Swift girl Robin...

    Beth had 4 more viewers per jumbo tron than Taylor did...

    Taylor swift looked fat in real life Robin.. she could lose 20 lbs

    I mean who is this Kate Upton person? Has she ever released a sea gull Robin...Is she a real model Fred?

    We were invited to the locker room where one of the colored fellows anally destroyed Beth while I rubbed his balls
     
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    The last one seems far-fetched.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    just the last one you say?
     
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    No spin......Wiggy staring at all the Big black cock he wanted to devour was enough fulfillment for him. Oh....and let me close by saying Beefus is a whore.
     
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    "Robin, it was embarrassing how much Amanda Seyfried and Taylor Swift were flirting with me. It was really uncomfortable since Justin Long and Beth were there."
     
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    His new favorite song will be- shake it off :SeXt:
     
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    "I've been playing Taylor Swift albums since I was in Hartford."
     
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    Simple.

    Why would Beth want to pretend to be apart of some group with a bunch of 20 somethings when she's like double their age?
     
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    I doubt he'll mention being there- it will be all about the NSAL benefit
     
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    Well, he will likely just ignore the entire night and not mention it at all. If he mentions it, he will likely placate his ego by saying that he just wants to be left alone at these games. If that's not enough for his fragile ego, he will say that he doesn't understand these people that have to make it about themselves and start taking tons of photos...... why don't they just sit there an watch the game.
     
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    Dear Lord, I could just eat up Kate Upton. She's soooo cute.
     
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    "Beth was a top model in Europe, Robin. She doesn't want to be in the limelight."
     
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    Robin: Lots of talk on Dawg's Shed about you at the Knicks game. Did you met Taylor Swift? What does she smell like? What's Kate Upton Like? Is Kate as beautiful in person? Did Amanda Seyfried talk to Beth? Tell me everything.

    Howard:
    Robin we seem to be having trouble hearing you. I think your ISDN line is down. Let's go to commercial

    Gary:
    Hey boss, no problem with the ISDN line. I heard everything. She asked if you met Taylor Swift and what does Taylor smell like? She also asked if Kate Upton is as beautiful in person? And did Amanda Seyfried talk to Beth?

    Howard: Gary's mic. isn't working. Let's go to a commercial.

    Benjy: I heard everything Gary and Robin said. Robin asked...

    Howard: Can we just go to a fuckin commercial?


    Lies, lies, lies, lies, yeah.

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    That Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss tried to photo bomb Ben Stiller's picture of Beth. Robin, are you there?

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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol: i swear, i was about to type almost the exact same thing!!!!!!!
     
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    Only regular people pay for these events. I say to the Knicks go fuck your self's. Wiggy could care less its only to be seen. Fucking Tool. Dude could not name 2 guys on the team.
     
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    And Howard is almost triple theiir age. He could almost be Kate Upton's grampa.
     
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    Pffff...that kid is no Pepito
     
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    Four young hot chicks getting all the attention. Poor Beth. Next time she'll bring along a kitten. That's how she gets attention now.
     
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    Taylor Swift drinks Budweiser at the Knicks game and takes selfies with friends, all who are employed in the entertainment industry on their own merits.

    Howard and Beth get high on wine and take selfies with kittens.
     
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