How will Schmoopy get a woman to spread her legs for him?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    All he needs to do is go to some scummy bar where all the gift shop and miniature golf girls go to drink after work and mention he has a stash of pills.

    He never listens to my advice though.
     
  3. Schmoopy

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    Just search for a porn on YouJizz.com and click play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    i wish the guy would get laid soon
     
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    I feel more sorry for you that you are getting laid. :lol:
     
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    why? :scratch:
     
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    Because sex with a woman gives him the willies.

    See?
     
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    Schmoopy could use Tinder. :dontknow:
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    No. I've seen his wife, and that gif is me afterwards.:funny:
     
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    my wifes very attractive. totally out of my league to be honest
     
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    Isn't Schmoopy gay?
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    That's all that matters.:smile:
     
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    I always thought Schmoopy went for DILFs
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    Dogstar's his/her mentor.^
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

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    A hundred and thirteen thousand goddamn posts?!

    Jesus Christ!

    I thought it was bad when you had 60K in a year.
     
  18. Zarathustra

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    :scratch:
     
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    Would you share your speed with a chick if she was down to fuck, Schmoop?
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    I've never posted 60,000 times in one year. HEY, TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hw:


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