How will Tiger finish in The Masters?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by freds, Apr 8, 2015.

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how will Tiger finish in The Masters?

Poll closed Apr 10, 2015.
  1. Tiger will win

    3.3%
  2. top ten finish

    10.0%
  3. top twenty finish

    13.3%
  4. miss the cut

    50.0%
  5. will play poorly and quit due to "injury"

    23.3%
  1. freds

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    for the first time in his career i will not be rooting for him to fail. i think he's suffered enough for being a huge douchebag and he seems to be trying to act like a human being.

    too bad it took 39 years, but whatever.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    On your face!
     
  3. Sea Slob

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    Behind Lefty :cheer:
     
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    He plays, but misses the cut. He will grimace, whence, and cuss like he's barely able to swing a club, but he'll play it out.
     
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    He'll only grimace if he does poorly :grad:
     
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    DNF due to sandy vagina.
     
  8. freds

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    :jj:

    i knew there was something wrong with my wording.
     
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    I would say not making the cut is playing poorly.
     
  10. Ridic

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    Top 20.

    I'd love to see him win though.
     
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    If his recent history is any indication, he will quit without finishing. He is the only reason I watch the golf majors, so I hope he wins.
     
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    He will think about the time his wife caught him cheating and drained his bankroll right when he is teeing off.
     
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    The most awesome time in golf history that I saw was the '08 US Open when Tiger sunk those long putts to force a 20-hole playoff against Rocko Mediate and ended up winning on a broken leg.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Schmoopy's dick looks like a putter.
     
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    similar face shape.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    My dick's more like an 8 or 9 iron.:mspin:
     
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    He doesnt tip service workers. fuck him he can suffer some more
     
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