How will you be making this Sunday an extra special Mothers Day for Mom ??

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I will be mailing a greeting card specifically designed for Mothers Day...and, I will affix my signature to the inside shortly after after I underline some of the more emotional pre-written words





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  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I will read your mom the card you sent her while she's taking my cock deep in her throat.
     
  3. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    I dont hate my mother, so I will buy her something nice and cook her dinner at my place.
     
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    :rofl:
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I'll be doing the same thing, only an hour before you arrive.
     
  6. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Boy.. that sure is offense, and cutting edge. You've really ruffled my feathers
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Please bring a box of condoms and pass them out to the other guys in line. If I'm going 6th I don't want to get some other guy's dried crusty kids on my helmet.
     
  8. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    God bless... No dairy, though. She'll diarrhea all over your carpet
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm only trying to help. How the heck is she supposed to read the card with her eyes glued together by zhukov and his 4 brothers?
     
  10. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    My mom's birthday is on Wednesday.

    Fucking May. :facepalm:
     
  11. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I will tear up again as I do every Mothers Day since 1994.

    RIP mom.
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    By deep dicking my wife that is the mother of my children. My mommy gets a card:facepalm:
     
  13. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Doubtful that their loads will launch past the magnifying glass ...I'm not worried
     
  14. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    My condolences. May she rest in Peace
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yeah you're right. She'll probably gobble up every drop and still beg for more.
     
  16. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Mom can go fuck herself
     
  18. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I've never heard of a thimbles worth of jizz being classified as a "load".... Hmmm... Do you run with the LP Community ??
     
  19. Phan Neepack

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    That's not very considerate. There's no need for that kind of attitude here
     
  20. DarkFriday

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