How will you incorporate Jesus' resurrection into your children's Easter basket??

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Children's biblical cartoon book ?... Cross, or Jesus shaped candy?... Davey & Goliath DVD box-set?

    It's important they know what's what.... Don't fail their souls, mom & dad !!
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Chocolate Jesus. :coffee:
     
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    I've bought them each a crucifix and a prayer book
     
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    Easter?

    Jesus??

    Children??? :cwl::cwl:
     
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    Elsa and Anna from Frozen :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:




    oh you were serious :nojj:
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Marshmallow crucifix
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase

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    Pontius Pilate Peeps
     
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    We're going to whip and then crucify a bunny-rabbit. The screams from the creature will pierce their ears and let them know The Passion.

    Then we will eat the bunny-rabbit. No cooking. We will carve out the heart and eat it raw. Then the fleshy back legs.

    We'll see what happens after that, but it should be a blast.
     
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    If my kids were still little, I would buy them copies of the Koran:cheer:
     
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    Yes
     
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    its all bullshit


    :grad:
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fuck you...Thatzz how.
     
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    :facepalm: doc
     
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    God bless :hat:
     
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    You're going to educate them by fucking me ?? that's highly unorthodox
     
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    :secret:...Nine Inch Nails was never cool