How would people describe you to a unfamiliar person trying to locate you?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    You're in a big group setting - office, social gathering, etc.

    Someone says, "Oh, just give it to Brad...."

    They respond, "Ok, which one is Brad?"

    If you're bald or fat, Asian or black, you know that comes first ...



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  2. HOLIC

    HOLIC Well-Known Member

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    the guy that smells like pot
     
  3. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    The tall, dark haired guy with the beer in his hand.
     
  4. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    You have 2+ beers in one hand?
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    the white guy
     
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    6' 200 (ish) lbs brown hair with a Gonzaga hat and ruggedly handsome. :hide:
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    Look for the guy with the plantain in his pocket
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    He'll be wearing a Gonzaga hat. :c
     
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    I just like plantains :dontknow:
     
  10. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    you forgot "heavy set"
     
  11. Stevie

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    Tha pretty one...
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    they would say the fly ass white kid with the his shoe game proper smellin like Burberry cologne
     
  13. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I just realized this thread = fail because everyone is trying so hard to be clever. Trying hard in a special olympics kind of way.
     
  14. HOLIC

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    I was honest :/
     
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    people better not be describing me to an unfamiliar person trying to locate me
     
  16. Slippy

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    The description on the police scanner said "Tall skinny brunette with long curly hair, tight jeans and a black tank top".

    Fitting enough, though I think "skinny" was out of line. They could've been more polite and said "slender", or "thin", or "trim". :mad:
     
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Look for the good looking guy then find the guy giving him the stink eye.