Stern Show How would u bang Marci Turk?

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  1. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    I've been reading Getting Things Done and it all makes sense to me now.

    Do I lift up her skirt and shift her panties to the side and eat her ass? No. Do I flip her over on the bed and lick her clit while insertibg my middle finger in her twat until she comes? Hell no. Do I stick my dick in her slowly while grabbing her neck and slapping her no! Do I wait for her pussy to get really warm and moist while I grab her hips and make her feel all of my giant hard cock slam her! Fuck no.


    Stick it and cum. No fucking foreplay no waiting for her to get wait fuck that just pump and dump. GTD
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    great pic dude
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Matt Turk was a helluva fucking punter back in the day

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    No need to figure out how we would bang her, she's already fucked us all :hump:
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Missionary so she could stare at my ugly face when i fill her hot box full of cum.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Who in the fuck is Marci Turk
     
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    Deep anal
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    My wife won't let me date Robin.......Robin?
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Tell Tall Tyrion to take me off block or I'm telling Cersei he's in Meereen
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Maybe she's howie's side piece.
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  13. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    You sound as creepy as John the Stutterer's graphic sex talk.

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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think she was that Muslim broad who shot up the Christmas party.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Can we see her penis first before we agree?
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET

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    That's every woman's fantasy.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    That looks like fun.
     
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    And they say romance is dead