How would you commit suicide

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    I think morpheme is the way I'd go.
     
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  2. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Try it and get back to us.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    That sounds good. But, I'm terrified of messing it up & surviving; that would be the worst for me. What can one do ....
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Find someplace quiet in the woods somewhere....stick a gun in my mouth and be done with it. Preferably it would be in an area where it would take a LONG time to find my body......that way I could become part of an unsolved mystery.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Plus, mighty white of you not to ruin your home for the next owner.
     
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  6. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Trying erotic asphyxiation with a Hooker
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Ignition on, hose duct-taped to the exhaust, running through the cracked open car window in some dark secluded place with Springsteen on the stereo just drifting away
     
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    feet first into a meat grinder.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    by reading this thread
     
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    I would get really old and die in my sleep.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    :cwl:
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    What's up with you today? You good?
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I get it ... Every time I hear Springsteen I want to kill myself too.
     
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    this conversation creeps me out... don't even like to think about it! :fil:
     
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    Have my nuts bit off by a laplander. That's how I want to go.
     
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    If I ever got to that point, I think I'd probably prefer not to go out alone. But neither would I be one of those pussies who just takes out random people. I would be very selective. You know, roll on down to the nearest radicalized mosque in my area, or search out a leader of the local Crips, MS-13 or skinhead chapter. There's perhaps one other class of individual who does great damage to our nation, but being as I'm not suicidal or self destructive, I'll keep those thoughts to myself.
     
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    fly a plane into that moon rock muslims walk around in mecca
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    500 neg reps (I owe you 350)
     
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    Is everything all right with you? Seeing this thread come about after you started a thread on self harm is worrisome
     
  20. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    A former colleague of mine did the 'car-on-in-the-garage' method shortly after his wife died