WTF How would you commit suicide

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    How would you do it?
     
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    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    Asking for a friend?
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I see you use my threads as inspiration for your own :munch:
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Car running in the garage. Tons of whatever drugs I can get a hold of, pot for sure. Hit the booze pretty hard, cause why the fuck not? As I die, I realize I'm listening to an old Stern Show from the 90's, and I don't want this to be the last thing I listen to, but it's too late, I'm paralyzed. I die listening to an old bit I realize wasn't even all that funny, and am pissed.
     
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    You tell us how you would first
     
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    Another stellar bennymuso thread... :golfclap:



    :facepalm:
     
  8. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Morpheme overdose probably.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'd kill the Op; Become poster of the year,year after year it would become folklore told by generations to come.
     
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    I would fuck a hot Brazilian Zika-infected woman in a room full of Anthrax.
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Your inspirational for sure.
     
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    What's that?
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Your thread starting skills are to be admired.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I know
     
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    Very high with the car running in the garage. Go out gently.
     
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    pills, or maybe jump off a cruise shit. I've never been suicidal though. Whatever is quick and most painless and not messy.
     
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    Drugs. So many drugs. Then maybe while my high is kicking in, I'd find the hottest girl on the planet that had AIDS, fuck her hard, get AIDS, and then let the drugs blast through my system, fading into the AIDS filled drug sunset.

    So romantic.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Eat a happy meal at Mcdonalds. Would kill me for sure.
     
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    Go do it now and let us know how it turns out.
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    I've changed my mind, I'll go with autoerotic asphyxiation with your mom jerking me off.
     
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