WTF How would you commit suicide

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    How would you do it?
     
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    Box of Rox Very Unstable Genius VIP

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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Asking for a friend?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I see you use my threads as inspiration for your own :munch:
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Car running in the garage. Tons of whatever drugs I can get a hold of, pot for sure. Hit the booze pretty hard, cause why the fuck not? As I die, I realize I'm listening to an old Stern Show from the 90's, and I don't want this to be the last thing I listen to, but it's too late, I'm paralyzed. I die listening to an old bit I realize wasn't even all that funny, and am pissed.
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    You tell us how you would first
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Another stellar bennymuso thread... :golfclap:



    :facepalm:
     
  8. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Morpheme overdose probably.
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour

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    I'd kill the Op; Become poster of the year,year after year it would become folklore told by generations to come.
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    I would fuck a hot Brazilian Zika-infected woman in a room full of Anthrax.
     
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  11. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Your inspirational for sure.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What's that?
     
  13. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Your thread starting skills are to be admired.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I know
     
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    Very high with the car running in the garage. Go out gently.
     
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    pills, or maybe jump off a cruise shit. I've never been suicidal though. Whatever is quick and most painless and not messy.
     
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    Drugs. So many drugs. Then maybe while my high is kicking in, I'd find the hottest girl on the planet that had AIDS, fuck her hard, get AIDS, and then let the drugs blast through my system, fading into the AIDS filled drug sunset.

    So romantic.
     
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    Eat a happy meal at Mcdonalds. Would kill me for sure.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Go do it now and let us know how it turns out.
     
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    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    I've changed my mind, I'll go with autoerotic asphyxiation with your mom jerking me off.
     
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