how would you fare in prison?

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Would you be a punk? ass smuggler? gang member? person who hangs out in the library?
    How do you imagine your prison life going?
     
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    I would be the court jester who also knows a thing or two about the law.
     
  3. DarkFriday

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    I've done time in County Jail for a bit.

    Bring it on. :coffee:
     
  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'd be the psychopath who walks the halls talking to himself, making sure all the other inmates thought I was good and crazy.
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

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    Not very good.

    I would hang in the library.
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I don't think I would do very well. I'm a good looking little guy.
     
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    I would protect you. :wub:
     
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    I would bite off the cock of the first guy who put one anyone near me and hold onto it for the rest of my stay.
     
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    library person. but im sure I could make a lucrative profit drawing artwork on peoples envelopes for their loved ones
     
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    I'd hang myself in the holding cell before ever getting to prison. :toptip:
     
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    they would pass me around like doobie at a bikers' convention
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I watched this BBC Special on a prison riot in New Mexico in 1980.
    Holy shit is it scary.
    [video=youtube;3M-hPpuAqwQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M-hPpuAqwQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    this or maybe join the skin heads
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, tell us how you survived being locked up as a teenager for selling crack.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    watching now thanks!
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I dont like talking about it
     
  19. Napoleon V2

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    BBC as in the British TV Channel
     
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