How would you fix ____?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    ever stroll past a television and see someone struggling with someone?

    Or see a reporter broadcasting a news story about a problem that seems, to you, something so easily resolvable?

    Or walk by a person not quite able to deal with the situation at hand, and think to yourself "that seems so easily fixable?"

    Everyone does.

    What are some everyday problems that you believe you have the solution for?
     
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    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I believe that I have the solution for fixing Sirius as a company.

    Get rid of the content. Focus on delivering satellite-based internet service.

    Sure, content is important, but the platforms shining star is the ability to deliver the medium on a broad scale.

    Also, acquire a small telecom to supplement your satellite signal with local cell

    and establish an ISP to further supplement and deliver via wifi & the internet
     
  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I have a solution for fixing the Howard Stern Show.

    Get rid of Blobbin and Fred and put Sal and Sour Shoes in their place and don't filter them.
     
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    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member VIP

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    I can fix SIRIUS too. Make Howard a partner and tell him he has to work 5 days a week! All problems solved.
     
  5. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hate it when I cut my shit short and don't have a chance to finish my posts
     
  6. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    My semen can make a blind whore see, a deaf slut hear and a dumb chick Mensa. Yes, I can fix things
     
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    I believe you don't have a solution. Here's why:

    Satellite based Internet? The internet requires two way communication. How is your car going to communicate with a satellite?

    Generic content is already available. There are numerous streaming services already. Why would one want/need Sirius?

    Acquire a small telecom? What good would that do? Cost of service would go up. No one is going to pay for that without exclusive content.

    Establish an ISP? Ok, now I realize that you're just kidding with this post. Bait taken.
     
  8. HowieStearn

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    my solution for Obama
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  9. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    finish high school at least
    dont get married til at least 25 years old
    dont shit out a kid til at least 28 years old & make sure they go to school every f'ing day unless they are puking up a lung
    save 10% of your income - no excuses
    keep your yard cut and nose out of other peoples business

    you will have a nice life and 80% of this country's issues are fixed
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    What is this, the Dr. Oz Show?
     
  11. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    I have never heard something so racist in my life.
     
  12. playitagainfred

    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    we all have our faults i suppose.