Entertainment How would you flirt via snapchat?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    I talked to this insanely sexy chubby chick (@RH Goatcabin ) on Happn earlier this week, and since she's abroad right now, I can't meet up with her, but we exchanged snapchats to keep the convo going. We've been snapping basically every day since, but it's only been 3-4 days, and I'm not really sure how I can keep it interesting and keep her snapping back, since I want to see more of her :p

    The worst part is that I've been kind of a loner the last we weeks, and my parents are still here, so every time I snap her I'm like in the same room doing fuck all. What's a good snap I could send that's interesting and fun that she'll respond to without it seeming like I'm desperately trying to come up with ways to snap her, while also not making it obvious that I don't have much else to do?
     
  2. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    She's abroad where?
    And are you sure it's a real person and not a scammer using captured videos to trick men into sending money to them? 419 scammers are known for doing that shit.
    Scanwarners.com
     
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  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    India of all places, so there's a pretty big time difference as well
     
  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    If she's a fatty send her a pic of your frozen pizzas. That ought to reel her in. :up:
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    How about something like "How was your weekend?"
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    She's abroad on the Internet, so there's a 50% chance she's adude.
     
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  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    100% serious I actually sent her a picture of a pizza in the oven yesterday
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    You're a fucking moron
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    :lol:

    Why not "What are your hobbies?" :D
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    And are you sure it's a real person and not a scammer using captured videos to trick men into sending money to them? 419 scammers are known for doing that shit.
    Scanwarners.com
     
  11. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    India....good for you Gar, she will come back skinny.
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    And you're "a loner".
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    I usually send pics of my electrical outlets. You should too. You can practice here.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That was a power move. I bet she's checking on flights to Oslo now.
     
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    Ask her if her dad is running her life too.
     
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    She's abroad? When does she get home to the good ole USA?
     
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    Don't take advice from Cygnus2112, unless you plan on comitting fake suicide later (and he didn't even get that right).
     
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    How does Snapchat work? I tried it and it didn't seem too good.