How would you like the final chapter of Howard's life to end?

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  1. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to see him pull a Phil Specter and accidentally (or on purpose) shoot Beth. Not because I want to see Beth dead -- "Not that there's anything wrong with that.". I just want to see the police mug shot of Howard without his wig. That and the fact that he won't get a "beautiful soup" and almonds to eat in prison.
     
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    I would like for Robin to shoot him dead on the air and then kill herself, and then Beth gets all the money and starts dating a blaek 21 year old with a huge cock.
     
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    Ooh, yeah, maybe an R. Bud Dwyer kind of thing.
    But first he would take off his wig...
     
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    I wish him well
    I hope he has a good relationship with his children and any children they may have
    And when he does die I hope it's quick and painless
     
  5. BethSucks

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    Bankruptcy, followed by Impotence, followed by leprosy or some other disease that causes his body to wither away
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Have you seen Howard lately? I think that's already begun. :hilarious:
     
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    I think Hanzai will see him to the final exit. I'm not entirely kidding.
     
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    I imagine a perforated bowel or lower intestine will end it as he's riding a train of big black cocks. One will just be too big and blow out his asshole and intestines like the O ring from the Challenger. His fear of Surgery will cause gallons of jizz and 20 or 30 undigested almonds to settle in his gut untreated. Complications from Sepsis will ultimately rid the Earth of Wigward. Buchwald will attempt to give his demise the Liberace spin, but the children, long written out of Howchie's estate, will force the issue & order the coroner's report made public. He will die like he lived, a closeted butt pirate.
     
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    Dies alone in his hampton mansion(natural causes) and is discovered partially eaten by kittens
     
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    Wow what a movie it would make.
     
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    Please, please God let Beefus get pregnant

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    Slow and painful. Just like HE killed HIS fans.

    :bethsucks:
     
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    Beth leaves him and he moves to Los Angeles, becoming a hermit holed up in a decaying mansion.

    Until one fateful day, a struggling young screenwriter turns down his driveway while attempting to flee the repo men who are after his car..

    The rest is pretty much Sunset Boulevard verbatim..
     
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    I hope he has a battle with cancer which takes most of his energy. At the same time, I hope he suffers some debilitating strokes that take away most of his mobility and impair his mind. After that, I hope he spend his remaining years pissing & shitting himself, regretting everyone he fucked over, and lamenting the fact he has no children willing to care for him.

    Sadly, that won't happen to a cocksucker like him.
     
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    Alone in complete obscurity. No job (not even a podcast) and no respect or recognition whatsoever. That's what would hurt him the most, so that's what I want.
     
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    I want him to end up like Dick Clark and have his speech and stroked out face be made fun of as filler on the next up and coming radio show.
     
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    I picture Howard as an older, scrawnier, uglier Chris Benoit
     
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    I'd most like to see him go broke. Too bad he wasn't part of the Madoff ponzi