How would you plan the perfect murder??

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Just reading the @peterfonda thread, and it got me thinking, what is the perfect murder???
    I'm thinking give someone about 10 ambien in their brown liquor, and when they are passed out, perhaps a pillow over the head?
    What say you?????
    Purely for entertainment purposes!!!!!:)
     
  2. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Block of ice in a swimming pool
     
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    Stab someone with an ice sickle and let the weapon melt.
     
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    Ice bullets.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Never heard that one before.
     
  6. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Coors light is colder than ice so something involving that brand of beer.
     
  7. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Eat them
     
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    :eek::eek::eek:
    Who are you people?!

    :giggle:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Vegetable oil on the bottom of the shower / tub. Preferably you get them a little tipsy first. They fall, hit their head, and the evidence washes down the drain.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    anal
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Beautiful soup
     
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    act like everything is sweet as pie and keep your fucking mouth shut
     
  13. SomerSky

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    I love this, but I'm only thinking concussion with some mild brain damage at best...
     
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    Kill a random person and make sure the body is never found. You'd never get caught
     
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    Most murder victims are killed by someone they know.

    Make it appear like a random street crime, their clearance rate is much lower.
     
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    Also get the person away from any type of electronics that can be pinged or traced
     
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    "Back up a little further, honey. You're fine. There's a rainbow behind you. And an eagle. Wanna get it in the shot"


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    A little push is under rated. Boat...hike....choose your favorite activity!
     
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    Oh-so it was YOU!!!
    Seriously, I bashed my face against the side of the tub one time in a drunken stupor -good times!!
     
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    HS! I'm never showering at your house :eek: but can I send the ex over?
     
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