How would you react if you met Howard NOWadays!?

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  1. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    would you all cave and become star struck jellyfish or tell him he's a sellout whore and kindly ask him and his joker wife to fuck off
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    i would probably ignore him, like i do every so often when i pass him on bdwy. i have nothing to talk to him about.
     
  3. F Vick

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    Ignore him. Wouldnt want scores man to push me around
     
  4. Anfkid

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    DON'T TASE ME ELF! DON'T TASE ME! Elf?!
     
  5. SillyOldMan

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    I think Howard would be a pretty odd figure to see in person because of his height, wig, plastic surgery, and the way he dresses. I would probably just stare at him in a curious wonderment with a similar look as Katie when she was touching Howard wig. "Like, what is that?"
     
  6. Anfkid

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    it's like touching the fake snow you spray on christmas trees and wonder if you just got cancer.
     
  7. knu3421

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    i'd run full blast by him yanking his wig off yelling "I PRANK"
     
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    ahahaahhaa way to go knu
     
  9. Anfkid

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    would be great if you had a pie handy :jj:
     
  10. Teddy Duchamp

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    all i'd say was: "man, you used to be so great."
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i would check for nearby bums whom i might pay to spit in beth's eye, howard's mouth or to give the wig a yank.
     
  12. Beth143nacho

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    He isn't worth a response.
     
  13. BethSucks

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    Say something that would mess with his head like "I knew you wore that stupid wig but I didn't realize you were so fat and Beth was so old "
     
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    I'd ask him "who are you? and why are you famous?"
     
  15. Anfkid

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    :giggle:
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I wouldn't bother to walk across the street to meet him.
     
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  18. Anfkid

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    one of those whipped cream pies would be funnier like on i love lucy. SPLAT lol
     
  19. HooHoo

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    If I met the wigged one it would be pies across the nose, Ohhhh

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  20. HooHoo

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    Seriously we need to get a pie pool going to kick money into a pot and whoever is able to document pie'ing him takes the pot. I'd kick in the first 100. Even if it never happens once he starts bitching about it on the air because a few sites report it, it'll be comedy