How would you respond to NSAL?

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  1. markluke

    markluke VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did anyone catch this? I still think it would be funny if someone bid up the price further to 100 grand or more, and then reneged.

    Q: What are my payment options for this experience?
    A: Seller will contact winner within 1 day of auction’s end to discuss payment and fulfillment.


    "Hi, this is the NSAL calling about your eBay win. Congratulations! How would you like to pay?"


    A couple of choices...

    [using fake Howard's dad voice] - "Who? Who? Who is this? What? Who?"


    "No habla Ingles"


    What would you respond with?

    Anyone still willing to shill bid with an account they're willing to dead?
     
  2. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    You better make sure you can keep things completely anonymous. Howard will be hiring private investigators to go after those marbles.
     
  3. the Artie Chair

    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    I just might do it when I get a chance to set up the fake ebay account, etc. I'll be shill number 5 at least
     
  4. markluke

    markluke VIP Extreme Gold

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    If he's as thorough as his "team" scouring the internets then I don't think anyone needs to lose sleep at night worrying.
     
  5. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    "Wha, wha, what's he saying Robin?"
    "Hello, Hello" in Rae Stern's voice.
    "Steve Langford has huge PENIS, penis...penis, penis...penis, penis...penis."
     
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    can i pay in carrots and oats?
     
  7. blottomsup

    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    I am not sure Howard would care if the winning bidder did not pay. The whole point of the auction is to support the party line that Beth is very desirable, and a high bid will satisfy that goal. No one has to know that the bid ended up being fake.
     
  8. markluke

    markluke VIP Extreme Gold

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    Good point, if the whole thing is run by Howard - from the bidder and the seller perspective.

    I can just imagine if Beth was one of the bidders...."Look honey, someone just bid a million dollars for me".
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Some guy apparently set up a fake auction for a date with Beth. Some faggit on Twitter was posting over and over to Beth that he notified ebay's administration of the "fraud"
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...somebody should report howards manipulation of the bidding too.