How would your life change if your dog could talk?

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  1. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    He/She could tell you about hunger, thirst, pooping/peeing, but what would be the downside?
    [video=youtube;nGeKSiCQkPw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw[/video]
     
  2. ScottBaiosPenis

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    My wife would finally discover why we go through a jar of peanutbutter a week
     
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    that was fucking great
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    :backlol:
     
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    [video=youtube;4Ri5cszSKEg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ri5cszSKEg[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;YkJV19sxKgc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkJV19sxKgc[/video]
     
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    He probably wouldn't get what he wanted as often....the cute face and lack of words gets me every time :doh:

    Also, something I love about dogs - they can't talk
     
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    Lol, I saw that at the movies and have it on VHS! So funny!
     
  9. AGT Blows

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    :woah:
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    whadda ya mean IF?
     
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    Another bitch to bust my balls! (anybody say that yet? Hacks!)
     
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    holy fuck that video is the greatest shit of all time
     
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    Well, since I put my dog down in April, I'm liable to have a heart attack if a voice started coming from the urn.... :chair:
     
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    i fooking love that dog. not racist. :grad:
     
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    [video=youtube;kI4yoXyb1_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M[/video]
     
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    He'd yell out "I did not" when I blame my farts on him
     
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    LOL, great vid. That was hysterical.
     
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    he would tell me how much he loves me more than he loves daddy.
     
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    Except in the morning when my cats are all over me to get up and feed them, I would love it if they could talk to me, although we do communicate in so many other ways. I love them so much.