How Ya Like Me Now, Biatch!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MyLazyHand, Jun 8, 2015.

  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    My last company treated everyone like shit, and I was one of a group fired a couple of months ago. My lazy boss fired the three directors who reported to him to cover his incompetence. Yep, everyone is fired! That's OK because I was really starting to rip into him for his laziness. I bust my ass and cannot stand to see others just jerk off all day.

    I had an interview the next AM after I was canned, and got hired by a company in the same space, for more money with more vacation time. Sweet!

    So I've been calling some of my former customers, including some engaged in big projects. My former boss is completely ripping off a city on one project, and they're pissed. So I innocently dropped them a letter offering to save them a few hundred thou on a multi-million dollar project.

    They called back and said...............DO IT !

    Sweet baby Jesus. That's worth a new Mercedes to me!!!!

    America...Fuck Yeah!
     
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    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Nioce !!

    Nothing like seeing the prick that cut you off get pulled over.... Same deal here.

    Kharma !!

    Now if Beth could get ring worm
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I feel the same about you as I did yesterday.
     
  4. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    Your new boss's name isn't Howard, is it?
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is me right now:

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  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'll fix that later.
     
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    Ving Well-Known Member

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    Lose your job on Monday, employed again on Tuesday with higher pay. Thanks Obama.
     
  8. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    :dancin:






    Can I borrow $50? :hw:
     
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  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Sure...when I get my big bonus in February.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I hope you're on your knees blowing some guy who looks like Obama...
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Buy American you make it here .:taffer:
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Yeah, this has everything to do with him. Sure.

    I'm sure wherever he is playing golf today, it's nice.
     
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  13. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    Do you have to suck more, less, or about the same amount of dick as your previous job?

    Just bustin' your balls... congrats on failing upwards. :)
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Why not? You can't have it both ways...
     
  15. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Amazingly, I don't believe Obama has magical powers. I believe my hard work and initiative is directly responsible for my success.

    I'm not sitting around waiting for Obama to steal money from someone else so I can get a pitiful check in the mail.
     
  16. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Sounds like your problem was created AND solved by Man.
    Congratulations bro.
     
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  17. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The company I'm with now doesn't understand how much money they can make in the space we're in. A couple of us have moved over to the company and we're quickly bringing in some huge deals. The good news is that the new company pays much more for those deals, and I don't have a lazy prick for a "boss."

    The other company just plain blows. They treat people horribly. The customers, their employees, the vendors...everyone.
     
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    Scarlett Ohara VIP Extreme Gold

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    :cheer2::yay::jumpclap:
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    You're missing the point. You believe Obama is the cause of all that's wrong in the country. You should then thank him when things go right... Of course you wouldn't get that...
     
  20. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I smell a new screen name, avatar and even a Hollywood script in here somewhere . . . .

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    You can thank me profusely later.