News How you are probably going to die

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    It's a happy thread! :smile:
     
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    Well if cancer is on the board i guess it would be the favorite
     
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    I didn't see killed by a Sith Lord or Bizarre Gardening accident on the list .
    Go figure .
     
  6. yaddc

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    The strain on your heart just knowing you hit powerball for a 100mill.........what a way to go
     
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  7. The Booey

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    I was just thinking, "Jesus, come to think of it, that's a depressing thread."

    :snicker:
     
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    People, please take your EFAs ("Essential Fatty Acids").

    Especially the Omega 3s and Omega 6s.

    These are ESSENTIAL and your body does not produce them.

    If you dont take them, something is GUARANTEED to go wrong, in all likelihood, it will be catastrophic.

    May I recommend an organic hemp oil which can be purchased from a Whole Foods type store. It has the "perfect" ratio of 3s 6s and 9s.

    Its been said that the processing of fish oil produces a toxic byproduct (allegedly).

    Thank you.
     
  9. reno

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    I plan to die in my sleep just like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
     
  10. Mojopin

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    At least I'm still in the "unintentional injury" bracket. I'll watch my step.
     
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    What, no "Death by ISIS?" :dontknow:
     
  12. Caffeinated

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    Or choking on someone else's vomit. You can't dust for vomit.
     
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  13. The Booey

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    The unintentional injury most likely to kill you.

    Have a nice day! :bigwave:

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  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Death by Snu Snu conspicuously absent.
     
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    Poisoning? :wtf:
     
  16. The Booey

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    Food poisoning, maybe?
     
  17. Mojopin

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    Seems unlikely :yes:
     
  18. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I believe drug/booze overdose falls under the "unintentional poisoning" classification
     
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    Gotta love those guns.
     
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    Melanoma. Red hair, blue eyes, pale skin, childhood sunburns from Jersey Shore summers.
     
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