Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Jan 17, 2014.
Thx for the mercy post, buddy.
We have a little emergency here....We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!
I want to move my penis around to the back side of my ass, because I'm not sure which way I'm swinging yet, so I want to keep it just in case.
I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard there's a little room where they heat up hot bacon grease and fire it all over the face.
I want to join a glee club. Because I'm filled with glee.