Stern Show How you know gunky is gay

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  1. Sloppyjoe

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    Besides all the beer can cock talk and anti pussy eating, he also loves to tell you repeatedly how he is "SOOOO heterosexual".

    Anyone who has to declare that they are "SOOOO heterosexual" is definitely living in a closet. No straight man I have ever known has ever said how "straight" they were. I know a couple gays guys that used to do this tactic back in school and eventually came out.
     
  2. Bryce

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    I fucked howard in the ass at party about 10 years ago.
    (Im not gay though ( I thought he was a tranny))
     
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    Oh
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :wtf:
     
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    Uses the word "outfit"

    Straight guts don't say that.
     
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    I know he's gay because Ralph fucks him.
     
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    Anyone that still writes letters to people is a faggot
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    WHO THE FUCK IS GUNKY?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    They told me this today

    Apparently it's Howard Stern but that makes no sense
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    but why would his name by Gunky?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Apparently "Because he's weird" :dontknow:
     
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    : oy:
     
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    Having one of these doesn't help the case
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    Long Gone Daddy The nite life ain't no good life, but its my life.

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    FACT: Howard Sits down to pee.
     
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    How do you know this did he talk about it
     
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    Jewlican I need my effin service animal! VIP Gold

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    That was what the cool kids called him back in high school. He hates the nickname, so everyone here calls him that. Or at least that's what was in an unauthorized bio of Howie.
     
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    I don't think everyone here calls him that