Howard- A-roid just like Hemorrhoid

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  1. Vashier

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    :facepalm:

    This is the total summation of what an out of touch douche Howard really is and how unfunny he is when he uses his own material.. He asks Robin which nick name for fort A-Rod Robin likes best. Robin was clueless so Howard felt the need to explain that A-roid is the best name cuz it's like Hemorrhoid.

    :secret:Steroid Howard, like Steroid...
     
  2. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    pity post :yes:
     
  3. jgard

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    Instantaneous douche chills when I heard him say that; someone posted a YT vid from early 80's of him on some talk show tearing down their studio and he could barely lift the sledge hammer to swing it.

    300 yards?? Mes thinks not
     
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    Also, did you hear his explanation of why he thinks A-Rod was suspended? It's clear he doesn't know WTF he's talking about and doesn't understand where the decision came from and how it affects MLB and the Yankees. He also had no clue that all players ARE tested but some of the stuff they take doesn't show up on tests. Wiggy really shouldn't try to discuss sports, he always makes a total fool of himself. He should stick with girly subjects like DWTS and the Bachelor, that's more his speed.
     
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    Shocking. Howard knows nothing about baseball. :coffee:
     
  6. kippy

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    And Romo rhymes with homo


    Very original Howard.
     
  7. TelegramSam

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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Fixed it for you. :coffee:

    No offense of course FlaFla. :hat:
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I don't even watch the shit he watches. :jj:
     
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    Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think Stern might have a gender identity issue like Manning instead of being gay. Think about it, he wears wigs, pugs on frilly scarves, gets manicures and has been known to have another man shave him down. For all we know he watches Baby Sitter porn because he fantasizes about being the baby sitter.
     
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    Howard and Robin are two of the most uninformed ignorant people I've ever heard. Their lack of knowledge on almost every subject is astonishing and they often fail to grasp even the most simple details of a story. No wonder they won't take the IQ test, they'd probably score lower than Bobo.
     
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    I think he's lost 90% of the testosterone in his body. :jj:
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    They feel they don't have to. They're loaded beyond their wildest dreams and just. don't. give. a. fuck. :jj:
     
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    Oh damn.:facepalm:

    I'm so glad I didn't hear that:jj:
     
  15. tv910

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    Remember this? Another fake competition that was fixed to make Howard the winner:

    Terry Burnham's Testosterone Test Results. 11/15/01. 6:45am
    Back in January this guy Terry took samples of everyone's saliva to find out who had the highest testosterone level. Today he called in to talk about the results. Howard was going to bet on the results but Terry ruined it by giving away the winner as soon as he got on the phone.
    Howard was a little upset he couldn't make a whole bit out of it but he went ahead and read the results. Terry told Howard that the average man has a testosterone level of 302. Howard came in first with a level of 544. Second place was Vinnie Favale from CBS with a 368. Next was Gary with 328 and KC with 301. Fred was even lower at 202 and Stuttering John came in at 199. Robin's level was a low 65 and the average for a woman is 85.

    Stuttering John said that he was trying to pleasure himself the other night and he wasn't able to finish. Howard said of course he couldn't finish, he doesn't have the testosterone level of a normal guy.

    Terry told Howard that he's the highest level he's ever tested. Howard said he knew he'd win. You can check out the results yourself at Terry's web site MeanGenes.org


    Pretty funny that Vinnie Favale came in second, he's almost as girly as Howard.
     
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    This is such a hacky joke, but Artie's delivery just makes it funny.
     
  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Yeah, I'm gonna totally call bullshit on Howard's testosterone levels there. Bull. Shit.
     
  18. crazypreacher

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    Wig fixated on men's backsides.