Howard admits to dishing it out, but not being able to take it.

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  1. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    From MarksFriggin'

    Howard said he heard a Howard 100 News story about how Bobo goes into a depression if he doesn't get on the air. He had Bobo on the phone so he took the call. Bobo quickly mentioned he's going to be on Superfan Roundtable to night. Bobo asked how he's going to handle Howie Mandel if he pranks him. Howard said he's not going to put up with any practical jokes. He said he can dish stuff out but he can't take it. Howard said Howie's life is going to be a nightmare if he pulls a prank on him. He said he would be so incensed that he's going to take it out on Howie and his family. Howard said it doesn't matter what kind of prank it is either. He said he might just punch Howie out if he does something. He said that it would go further than just a punch out too. He said he's as grumpy as shit already and he's putting in a 12 hour day so he won't be in a good mood.

    Howard said he might hold Howie down and shit on him. He said he won't be a gentleman about it. He said he'll choke him out if he has to. He said he knows he can take Howie down. Howard said he is almost a brown belt in karate. Almost. Howard said he had to stop because his groin hurt too much.


    Howard said Howie can prank Sharon if he wants but don't prank him. Howard said even Piers was a pretty good sport about the whole thing. Howard said if you do that to him then that's basically calling him a tool. He's not going on the show to be a tool. He's not going to take it. Howard said Piers might like that stuff. He said that they may have gotten together at the beginning of the season and agreed to do it. Howard said he's not sure why Piers would take that shit. Robin said that he would tell Howie to grow up and leave him alone.


    Howard said he told Howie that he isn't going to put up with it. He said he's putting him on notice that he doesn't take well to it and he doesn't have a sense of humor about that. He said he'll put his foot up his ass so far that he won't walk for a month.
    Howard said Ron Delzner once said something to his wife once. He said that she was his girlfriend at the time and he had to go running through the halls so he could beat the guy into the ground. Howard said the guy had no business saying anything to Beth. He said he has no sense of humor about himself and he knows that. Howard said he doesn't know if you're joking or not so he's not going to take it.


    Howard said Howie should still prank Piers. He said he'll even help with that. Howard said he can come up with a million things to do.

    Howard said he won't take that shit himself though.


    Howard said he's like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. He has no ability to take a joke. Howard said if Howie wants to block the CNN building with so many soda machines that Piers cant get to work, he's in on that. He said he'll even help pay for it.

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  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Just curious Howie... Did superagent don buchwald have it written in your contract that AGT had to reimburse you for your new pearly whites?
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I fuck!
     
  4. isabella

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    instead of howard playing along with this he let his true nasty temperment come out, he doesn't have a sense of fun or whimsy anymore. this is the man who glorified (and profited) from people with profound mental (and physical) issues.
    god help anyone who even says a negative thing about beth...it explains his antipathy towards amanda peet.

    i am waiting for the day when howard realizes how truly irrelevant he has become.
     
  5. DogStar69

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    Either Sharon or Howie can kick the shit out of Howard Stern. The only reason he had a brown belt was because he shit himself doing white belt exercises.
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    typical bully mentality
     
  7. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Lot of big talk from the old scarecrow there. These days, about the only thing I would be interested in from Howard would be seeing him attempt to fight. That would be hilarious.
     
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    Some tough guy Stern is...claims he can take down Howie Mandell but runs and hides while a bum spits on Beth.
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    Of course Howard gives it, not takes it. He has Ralph around to do all the taking it.
     
  10. Thelma

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    I guess we all had to know Howard was at the Concert for New York after 9/11 even if it meant bringing up something that was said to that dumb Beth 10 years ago.

    This is what Ron Delsener looked like at the concert with his arm around Billy Crystal. Doesn't look like you would have to "run" to catch up with him:


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    This is what he looked like at an event in East Hampton last year. You could blow him over with a feather:

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    where are the black chick that beat the shit out of howard back in the day?

    we need her to pay him another visit
     
  12. itpdude

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    Howard sez he'd go after Howie's family.

    Sounds like carte blanche to go after Howard's family (not physically) to me, therefore making the so-called "Beth-bashing" fair game.

    It also opens up his daughters to ridicule.

    So, if his daughters are ridiculed and humiliated in the public, by his own standards, it is fair game. Afterall, Howard has done worse than prank on people. It should only follow his family get the same treatment, according to his premises.

    Howard is a vomit.
     
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    Mr. Mandel I have a 50 with your name on it. One loogie in some brown rice is all it will take.
     
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    Seriously, its getting really hard to listen to Howard anymore.
     
  15. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Bring her and Gary Busey in for backup...as if that would be needed.
     
  16. BethSucks

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    I'd like to see what the tough guy would do if someone pulled off his "hair system". That would be must see TV.
     
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    All I can think of is Chris Meyers teasing Donald Trump into a stooper
     
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    just call me chris one more time and you will see what will happen
     
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    flailing fish is burning!
     
  20. HORSETOOTHED

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    Here's a little more detail on that incident..
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