Howard Admitted He Cheated on Alison....

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  1. Famous

    Famous Well-Known Member

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    How did no one catch this?

    Fast forward to the 13:22 mark:

    [video=youtube;YXmMea4SNt4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXmMea4SNt4[/video]


    "I'm working on training my penis.....That's why I lost half my money."


    It's a no-brainer that he's cheated, but that's the first time I've ever heard him pretty much admit it.

    On a somewhat related note, I think that it's hilarious that some people buy Howard's hypochondriac bullshit, like he's really afraid of diseases. He bullshits about everything else. You really think that he wouldn't sleep with a stripper or porn star (or Ralph)?
     
  2. mike25

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    to be honest, when i click this thread i was expecting something taken out of context or something that could be interpreted different ways...

    you're 100% right, he actually admitted what most of us suspected. great find:hat:
     
  3. Rob0729

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    It was obvious he cheated when Howard had to have Ralph admit to Allison on the air that he put condoms on Howard's rider for his trailer for Private Parts. It was clear that Howard put it on their and got Ralph to be the patsy.

    I have said this in other threads, I think he cheated on Beth too. He is been stating unsolicitly that he doesn't cheat multiple times. It is a case of "thou dost protest too much".
     
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    Does it count if he was cheating on her with Ralph?
     
  5. CaptainFrank

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    I never believed the old " i sent gary to clean up my cum stained tissues after wacking off" story. I think Gary was sent to get rid of the condom wrapper
     
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    Wiggy says whatever he thinks is expedient in any given moment. Contradiction? Exaggeration? Embellishment? Truth? Lie?

    None of that is relevant to him. All he cares about is saying that which will make him look good, smart, benevolent, wise, and/or humorous at the time. If confronted on his bullshit he will ignore, change the subject, bully, or bluster his way through.

    This mostly works for him. He's very wealthy, does near zero work, and deludes himself that he has a trophy wife.
     
  7. Nemo

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    [video=youtube;YiCKVwd0_9A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCKVwd0_9A[/video]
     
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    i miss allison
    she has something beth can never buy
     
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    Alison was an ordinary girl who took a liking to the gawky, neurotic Howard Stern when nobody else would. She was the one who sacrificed, moving from city to city while Howard built a career. Howard used to say that this was the reason he stayed with her all those years. But I guess at some point, the fame and fortune went to his head, he no longer cared about her loyalty and he destroyed the marriage. Now rich beyond the dreams of avarice, the aging Howard has next to nothing - like Charles Foster Kane, he's got a mansion and servants and money. But he's got precious little love. His ex-wife has moved on to bigger and better things, two of his three daughters would rather live on Mars than be with him and his moron second wife spends more time away from him than with him. So Howard is all alone, in a cold, empty luxury duplex with only dogs and cats for company, beating off to doctor porn, no better than any of us.

    Pathetic.
     
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  10. isabella

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    interesting pic of howard and alison....they look like a real couple and alison has a genuinely happy smile on her face.
     
  11. BethSucks

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    Well said +R
     
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    Interesting that he said he lost half his marbles, not what's important: his entire family.
    fucking jackass
     
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    i know, eh? good point
    it's really scary to me how he seems not to give a shit about his daughters! its so weird...they seem like 3 nice, normal girls not spoiled little attention whores. abd i was too young to appreciate alison...but when you compare her to beth...well there is no comparison
    alison is a normal woman and mother and would never, ever hawk Giftscriptions
     
  14. mike25

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    howard talks about high school quite a bit. he wasn't good at sports, girls or school. in addition, he was a true outsider in that he didn't fit in any group, not even with the nerds. with the success of the show, now he had an opportunity to be a player and score with girls that he could never get based on looks or personality. the temptation was too much for him and he just wanted to experience what it was like to be a player. he was still extremely awkward though, apparently he would tie up girls, then leave them there, then untie them (foreplay :facepalm:). he is so analytical that he basically needs an instruction booklet on how to navigate a woman's body, not to mention he was really bad at socializing with girls. he very quickly realize that being a player was outside his comfort zone, that he was his mothers son and all he wanted was a woman who would love him, fuck him and watch tv with him. he had that but in his quest to experience what he never got in his youth, he lost something he couldn't get back. now he was a rich celebrity, with little experience with dating and girls, going after girls who prey on rich men for a living. beth is no Einstein, but she knows how to play howard. he may very well end up back in his basement alone if he doesn't work on his vapidness and shallowness.
     
  15. BethSucks

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    Alison has a few things that Beth will never have:

    A master's degree from Columbia University and a career that is based on something besides vile self-promotion and shameless elitism:

    http://www.alisonbernssimon.com/AboutMe.en.html
     
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    He's already basically back in the basement, it's just on the 57th floor of the Millennium Towers now:


    http://voice.fanhattan.com/2013/04/20/exclusive-interview-beth-stern-on-spoiled-rotten-pets/

    Fanhattan: In New York City, is there any other choice?
    Beth Stern: In New York City, no, but I live mostly in the Hamptons. That’s my primary residence so if I have to go to the city, I come home right after.
     
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    yes i think that was what i was referring to
    you cant compare a quality woman with an education to someone who makes a "career" out of loving animals
     
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    This . . . :coffee:
     
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    This too . . . :coffee:
     
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