Howard admitted his hair was graying in 1995

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Just listened to an interview with Corbin Bernson from 2/2/95. Howard said that his hair was starting to gray. So much for that long lost uncle...
     
  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    slow build
     
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    blottomsup Well-Known Member

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    Eighteen years later, still no visible gray.
     
  4. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Yeah I know he isn't 1/5th as good looking as Cloony was on his worst day but would greying hair really be that bad?

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    No, but you have to have hair in order to have grey hair.
     
  6. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Howard invented wigs.
     
  9. Morrisb

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    The evidence is just conveniently not available. :c
     
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    Howard long ago adopted Andre Agassi's philosophy on supplementary hair systems. If you're going to do it, go big or go home.





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  11. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    My sister gets the biggest laugh that Wiggy says his hair is real...That's what she does for a living ..She makes pieces for men and woman..Mostly cause they're sick, not just a vain douche like Howard..She says he wears a full piece that's comes in 3 pieces in case the wind blows..He has it adjusted daily.. It's real hair that has been dyed and permed..It's too full and thick..She said he pays alot for it and it's a ton of maintenance...HE can't do it himself ..It has to be washed and blown out by a pro and then styled..It probably takes his wig 2 hours to be readied. She also said he wears a ton of make up and his eyebrows are dyed. HE can swim in it and exercise..but if it gets sweaty..He's gotta call his wig person...My sister said he easily spends 10k a month on maintenance.

    She laughed at me for even asking if it looked like a wig. She said he look ridiculous and vain..

    She also laughs when I show her mooose and tell about what a huge uk modoe toothy Mcfatass is. Then I show her the square tit and tell her fatass says she does not have implants and that she swears up and down she's a world class model even though she's got 1 eye that's always checking where the planet Saturn is.
    And the big lie is Playboy begged her. My sister hung around playboy...She did the college and lingerie stuff..Fatass is a liar..They would never use her odd fat body with square tits. That's moooose's new other name FATASS.

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    It's great to hear an industry professional's take on it.

    Do the 3 pieces of wig overlap? How does that work for the wind?
     
  13. markluke

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    They're both into astronomy because Howard's always got an eye for Uranus.
     
  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    First of all let's set it straight...He's as bald as his dad..His whole head is probably clipped very short. A good wigmaker takes a mold of your head so when they make the pieces they fit perfect..The hairs a sewn in individually. His pieces are set to what would have been a natural part line. It's also the skill of the wigmaker to make the hair fall correctly.. He has a piece glued on just above the ear and down his scalp..most bald guys still grow hair around the ear and neckline..it's blended there.
    The very top piece..which we've all seen when his hair blow back is a strip with the hair placed straight up..supposed to make it look natural..But the longer you go the phonier it looks..She says hair like that takes up alot of your day. He will have a hard time transitioning when he gets older cause he went so over the top.

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    I always laugh when these 60 year old wiggy's are so vain that they have to choose a wig of hair that probably looks like something they might have had when they were 25.

    If the pelican had just gone for increasingly graying wigs down the years he'd probably have nearly no-one today questioning his 'hair'.

    Of course then he'd looks something like Rodney Alcala, but that's a problem for another day.
     
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    Ah! So it's just like that gif of his hair blowing in the breeze on AGT. Thanks, it all makes sense now.
     
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    My God. It would be so much easier for Howard to show his true hair and go for a "new look." That's a full-time thing to think/worry about for nothing.
     
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    He's probably using the same wig guy in Doylestown PA that Jon Bonjovi uses. Oops was that a secret? :)
     
  19. Wesmantooth

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    soon Ralph will be writing a book just like this one :lmao:

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    He was going bald in 1981.

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