Howard afraid of getting herpes from money...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    and says he would never get a book from a library because he's afraid
    of germs from all the people who have touched the pages.


    When the fuck was the last time Howard saw the inside of a public library?
     
  2. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I thought Howard uses hundred dollar bills to snort coke off of Beth's tits.
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Who even thinks of these things? :crazy:
     
  4. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Secret plan by Beth to ensure she never has to pay him back for anything.


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  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...he can have Consuela boil the money, he only carries pocket cash the big money is on a different kind of paper, hes not handling stacks of currency. I knew a rich kid back in the day, he had a checkbook full of new bills that just needed to be torn free from its holder.
     
  6. Mr Fantastic

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    He sits in the same room as a herpes riddled unfunny writer 9-12 days a month
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I wonder how much gold howard owns?
     
  8. MutteringJohn

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    He loves only Gold.
     
  9. Nemo

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    Howard wears a condom because Beth hangs out at the library?
     
  10. lucasdb

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    legit lol'd
     
  11. Nemo

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    I hate blow jobs before I loved them, Robin.
     
  12. markluke

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    Howard's more likely to catch equine herpesvirus.
     
  13. RonHeinzkaboot

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    marboles are easier to clean
     
  14. The Booey

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    The older he gets, the crazier he gets.

    Imagine how bad he's going to be 10 years from now.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...im listening to the news segment. howard friend of the gays. hey it worked for lisa lampenelli and shes an unfunny cunt too.
     
  16. pilo

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    What a dipshit
    viruses don't last long at all outside of the human body
     
  17. DogStar69

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    He's fishing for an excuse to blame the herpes that he will get from Beth on someone other than her. Viruses do not live for a long time outside of the body, they need a host to reproduce. Howard is a dummy.
     
  18. chuk

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    I'm pretty sure Howard is an expert on herpes at this point. So I will take him at his word.
     
  19. Tish

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    There was a story a few weeks back about a 50 shades of grey book had traces of herpes.
    Eww.
     
  20. nserafini

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    Relax bro's. Buchwald handles the large piles, Beth handles the Hamptons Chimney Reserve.... Laura handes the daily wig fund.