Howard ALMOST Strangled to Death...on AGT!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BenBas, May 29, 2012.

  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm: Did anyone watch AGT??
    It was almost unwatchable EVEN WITH Howard Stern !! It's a REALLY stupid
    show IMO!
    Talent show?? that's a stretch :rolleye:
    ANYWAY I did watch when Howard was tying up that "escape Artist" dude on the chair....another EMBARRASSING performance by Howard...:facepalm: he's sooooooo awkward and disturbing (I think it's his HUGE HANDS ) to watch!

    His scarf was tied up in the ROPES!!!
    almost strangled him to death!
    (like the famous dancer Isadora Duncan who ALSO wore long scarves....her scarf got tangled in the spokes of a sports car and strangled HER !!!)
    Then later u notice he's not wearing a scarf! :rolleye:

    I'm SURE he's going to mention this when the show returns from Vacation!!!
    (he'll make a reference to Isadora Duncan too) ;)

    I wonder if the focus will be on ROBIN.....OR almost choking himself to death on AGT????
    we'll see...

    thank you
    peace & love

    PS...to the moron who follows me around and THINKS he's funny...I know you're going to tell ME TO Choke on YOUR dick....I'll save you the post!
    NO thanks
    you make me vomit!

    BB
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i heard about it gorgeous but i havent seen it. you got the youtube?
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    AGT is so bad. I can't watch it anymore. I was curious at first, it was fun watching with everyone here, but it's a mess of a show.
    And Howard is just embarrassing himself.
     
  5. knu3421

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    He should have just flew off stage
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i havent seen the show but id like to see him get that scarf tangled up in the ropes. too bad nick didnt have a pair of scissors to but it off then he'd be neck napkin howard.
     
  7. PappYawn

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    I can't stomach watching tha show. I did watch the clip here hugging that cute little boy and it seemed so saccharin and tortured and blip of him jumping on stage. Seemed like the same awkward ,it's all about me Howard . They only difference is he is now for hours and hours.
     
  8. Frank Drebin

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    I have never like the show although my kids like to watch it. Prior to Howard going on AGT, I had tried to watch it with my kids but I just find it boring as hell.

    I was actually excited that Howard was going to be on and thought that, since I like listening to Howard so much, I would enjoy it and be able to watch it with my kids.

    I cannot make it through an entire show. The acts are just awful and there is zero entertainment on the show. Howard is not even the least bit interesting to listen to or watch because he honestly has nothing to say. He is every judge he has ever made fun of. He glorifies the glee type acts and votes through acts that he would have thrown out of his studio on the HSS. The is a fame grab for him and his wife to attempt to be accepted by Hollywood.

    He is exactly what he has made fun of for years on the radio. Even when he says no to an act there is nothing remotely funny about it. He is a sad, aging man who regrets what he has done in the past because his wife has forced him to embrace Hollywood and the social elite.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    "im going to introduce you to america"
    howard stern during agt signing announcement on sirius radio.
     
  10. TehLivingDeath

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    I don't want you to choke on my dick, baby-cakes. Just want you to vomit on my ball-bag whilst I fuck your face angrily. Choking would be just plain rude.

    P.S. -- Eat something that will come up all chunky. I like combing it out of my pubes after it dries.
     
  11. whatsit

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    alert!
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Hater.
     
  13. MatthewT

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    a friend is someone who bails you out of jail; a brother is someone sitting next to you in the jail cell
    to make friends, you have to be a friend
    to make a friend, you sometimes have to close one eye
    to keep a friend, you sometimes have to close two eyes
     
  14. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    oh, you're one of those women hating gay dudes
     
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    I don't watch, I tried to watch the first one. It was total shit. That being said , thanks for the update. I hope you're having a good time on your vacation. :up:
     
  16. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Haven't you and I done this dance before?
     
  17. Kamie

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    Ya dingus!!
     
  18. MatthewT

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    i don't think so; maybe by proxy. lots of dudes go gay to avoid a woman's bullshit. it's a shame, really.
     
  19. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Hmm.
     
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