Howard always says he is preparing for the show when he is off but....

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    It's the same shit everyday. i think he should take another day off.
     
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    Preparing himself by staring at the wall, and taking his pics of Beth, so he can Photoshop the living hell out of them:artiejj:
     
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    Considering how much AGT talk we are about to hear, this statement is actually true.
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i mean i tuned in today its the same bullshit as 5 months ago. puts some effort in it. it's 1 company come on man.
     
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    Big Bird New Member

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    What are you talking about! Howard always knocks it outta the park..
     
  6. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    dude, he has so much time off what the hell does he do all day? no way he takes pictures of beth 24/7. he does not work out he has the body of a skeleton.
     
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    It's a bit like one saying that one is preparing to shit when one isn't shitting, when in actual fact one is simply not shitting. I think.
     
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    Ahhh give him a break, he was busy "processing" pictures this weekend. We all saw the amaaaazzzzing one with her twitter pix. That BethO filter is tricky to apply and was causing him to have to work extra hard "processing".
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard's whole life is taking pictures of Beth, fucking Beth and eating brown rice. He doesn't think about or do anything else.
     
  10. flailingfish

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    The only thing that is important is that Howard believes what he says.
     
  11. GRATEFUL DEAD

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    H preps by watching TV and glancing at the paper at 5:45am before the show starts...........hey...........WHAT'S THE HASSLE MAN?????????????
     
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    don't forget his million meetings a day every single day!
     
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    I do better work when I'm busy. It's the old thing about objects in motion staying in motion and objects that aren't moving tending to stay still. Or whatever. I'm not an astronomer but that sounds about right. . .
     
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    Howard's definition of "meeting" is vastly different than yours. See, Howard is in a "meeting" if someone runs an idea by him as he's walking in the hall.

    He'll have 4 meetings from the can to his office. It's gotta be exhausting.
     
  15. YokoOhNo

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    Not so sure about point number two.I don't think howie likes pussy so much