howard always wearing a condom with beth means? ??

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    think about it how absolutely bizarre it is that a grown man has so little faith in his wife that not only does he always wear a condom he tells the world that he has to wear a condom...

    why do you think this is the case?


    howard has said that in the past while drunk beth has tried to convince him to not wear a condom but he would not have anything to do with it
     
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    Arab VD from years of being a whore strikes fear in this Jew!
     
  5. chapped

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    Times 10... riding on a horse on the beach and shit
     
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    That Howard is a huge moron. Sex without condom is 10x better. Unless he thinks Beth is cheating....
     
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    You'd think by now Beth's herpes would be weakened. My understanding is outbreaks diminish considerably with time.
     
  8. Beths Arab

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    Even though he's a cuckold of epic proportions Wiggy is still greedy enough to consider how much money he'd have to give The Vapid One if he ever impregnated her barren womb. Either that or he's afraid of getting an equine sized case of the Herpes.
     
  9. chapped

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    Why would he think that unless he had access to google and could look up all the men that have fucked her of which he looks nothing like
     
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    Someone posted audio of the famous Ralph ordered condoms for movie trailer bit and Wiggy says verbatim: I'm a happily married man I don't wear condoms! I pull out.

    I would to see Beths face as she listens to that clip.
     
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    Doesn't he also lock the condoms away so they can't be tampered with?
     
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    I think it all has to do with children. He does not want a child with Beth which is why he is willing turn to his homes into an animal shelter for cats. Think about it for a second. He has said many times that he voted for Obama because he had the power to elect a Supreme Court Judge and doesn't want a President that will elect a judge that could be in anyway anti-abortion. I have never seen a guy so in love with abortion.

    Next, Howard is anti-birth control pills. He has brought this up a ton. He thinks it is unhealthy to have a woman take a pill. Why is that? It is because Beth would have the control at that point in preventing a pregnency and condoms would no longer be needed. The control shifts to her and he cant' have that. What 60 year-old locks condoms in a safe so he won't get his 42 year-old wife pregnant?

    He needs to have the control.
     
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    STD phobia :hhh:
     
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    Who told you that, the guy that gave you herpes?
     
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    He doesn't trust her, nor should he. We know what Beth really does when she "visits Grandma". Visit Grandma=fucking the Pittsburgh Steelers.
     
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    Scrubbed by the tapes team never to be heard again on Sirius
     
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    I wish he wouldn't use condoms. It would be fun having a retarded little Howie. Wendy the retard would have a playmate.
     
  18. Quite Frankly

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    "If any of them young fertile 42 y/o bitches want to trap my billionaire semen, I just throw 'em the Shocker"
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  19. sloth22

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    I don't think it's some elaborate control issue. He outright does not trust her to be in charge of the birth control.
     
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    It's a combination of his germ phobia, her herpes, and not wanting to have another kid at his age that would activate some more clauses in the prenup.

    Yes, he is a hypocrite, but he does have good excuses this time.